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[m1a1_love]

to do list

1. teach excel how to use a gun.

2. see 'arm-slave' from el 1010101111010001

3. go boozing with elendira

4. smoke a worthing b-52, listen to jim hendrix

5. go see bossguy with the paychecks

6. do fucking nothing for halloween, your raping cuntpunts

Comments

[pitfallen]

I'm ready whenever you are.

Oh, also, my Lord says he can supply me a gun if you have a recommendation for a particular type. The one he gave me looks like a toy but somehow I think it could easily blow up half the city.

[m1a1_love]

We're starting you on a basic beretta. That way, if you shoot yourself, nothing serious.

[pitfallen]

Been there done that. Twice. Is that the one you already gave me last week?

[m1a1_love]

Yup. We'll be working with live ammo, too, none of this blanks or rubber bullets bullshit. And not in a shooting range, either. We're training outside.

[ex_janvalent852]

It's a trick huh?

[m1a1_love]

SO FREAKISHLY FAT YOU PASS OUT AFTER EATING ONE TWIX

OF A POSSIBLE TWO

[ex_janvalent852]

Only if they got Zima in them.

[m1a1_love]

you could not be more of a fag if your eyes sucked dicks