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[m1a1_love]

gonna vomit now

HOOFUCKINGRAY

where's my goddamn kangaroo

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[pitfallen]

Probably back wherever the hell you came from.

[m1a1_love]

that lazy asshole

he knows perfectly well i can't make tea right without him

he'd better get here soon

[pitfallen]

I'm pretty sure I don't wanna ask why your boyfriend's a mutant kangaroo. Would I be right?

[m1a1_love]

He was sent on a dare by some gang he was trying to get into to steal my knickers

I was too drunk to off the bastard, so he stayed the night

The next morning, his gang came after, I slaughtered them all

Then some other shit happened

Then I went to bed

[ex_janvalent852]

You can tryin 'borrowing' one from the zoo.

[offthepigs]

The big spit has already come and gone, multiple times.

[m1a1_love]

liar

booga hasn't been here once

unless you're talking about somebody else

[offthepigs]

I was referring to my own adventures with my head in the toilet...what were you talking about?

[m1a1_love]

my boyfriend

i think i was, anyway

my head's kind of twisted around in 270 degrees right now

[viridiantwinkle]

i wAnT tO bE a kaNgaRoO wHen I gROw uP.

[m1a1_love]

you seem pretty grown up already

and why would you wanna be a kangaroo anyhow

all they do is hop naked across the outback all day

no, wait, i can see how that'd be appealing