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They're tearing down all of trees down the middle of the quad! Intervention, people! Intervention! I have posters!

I have a little kitten sleeping next to my porch. I am loring him in to love me with leftover cat food...I miss my kitty:(

See how happy we were?


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He reccomends that we take our over-indulged conversation outdoors to watch the sun rise. After climbing a chair, a patio, and a tree, I realize that this sunrise was going to be difficultly attained. He catches me when I fall out of the tree (my final attempt to reach the sky) and I follow him, armed with green plastic chair, around the corner. " ( Read more... )

This is turning out to be the start of "Dig up as many of Megan's traumatic past experiences as possible" week...

it could be worse,though. Hopefully the trend will stop here. There's my sunshine.

I have a severe issue with motorcycles, beginning when I was 16. I met a boy when I was 16 who made/drove motorcycles religiously and I thought he was the coolest kid in the world for it. My mom had strictly forbidden me from riding with him...but I had fully intended to ignore her over the weekend when the two of us were supposed to go out. ( Read more... )

Brrr...my toes are cold. "Why?" you say in respect to it being July in Alabama...here's why ( Read more... )

So once upon a time I got really really drunk at a downtown bar (yeah i know, these are always the best stories...). At said downtown bar, I found a musician to flirt with. I promptly began dancing and dipped myself backwards only to find that my musician was more drunk than I. This is not a pleasant realization when your defiance of gravity relies ( Read more... )

You are now reading the words of an official waitress:) I'm done with training as of tonight...got every question my manager drilled me on right. Ran all of the tables by myself (with Courtney close by to jump in for those "Do what?" moments) and ended up with 20% tips all night long save one table. I know I'm over zealous about a job which is ( Read more... )

So. One more day of training and I'm on the floor by myself serving. Woo! I had my first table to myself tonight (granted, my tip and my check out goes under my trainer...oh well) and I ended up with a 20% tip from a redneck. I was proud. Heh. Bre (my trainer) and I ended up making $82 in tips on a Monday night. That's exactly 4 times what I would ( Read more... )