After 3 years of wanting it I finally said "fuck it" and bought it. This is what I got, (Click on the pic to see a larger pic)


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Friday night I got off work early and I was bored so I went out with some kids from work and their friends and we went to a beach. At first I was scared cause I didn't know some of the people and they all seemed to be drunk and high. I wasn't originally going to drink but because of circumstances I said "fuck it" had a few and was having a great ( Read more... )

So some dumb retard sent me this email.

"Hello have a good day,
I am not sure where to begin,it is first time I try to meet on internet.
Can I send pictures of me? I am 25-old russian girl. I want meet man in americas.
Maybe we share friendships. Please respond, I await :) "Why do I always get these retarded emails, I am not even a man ( Read more... )

Julia showed me this video and it's totally sweet so now I must whore it out to everyone on my LJ.

They tell me to smile more at work, so I do, I smile fake smiles till it hurts my face. But they are not satisfied it's not enough. No, I am still not smiling enough for them they are never satisfied NEVER! The only way they are ever going to get a permi-smile from me is if I drink half a pint of straight vodka or smoke a huge joint then I'd be ( Read more... )

People now a days are very whorish, I don't like people anymore. Ok I admit I never did. But seriously WTF is wrong with some people? Keep your sick thoughts, actions, and flowery love to yourselves! I am almost certain that if I ever got a hold of a gun I would go on a shooting spree and people would die ( Read more... )

I don't know why I feel the need to announce this but... Lance Bass from N'Sync is gay! I for one am happy that he's finally admitting it, now if only the rest of the band would follow that would be peachy keen.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (I don't have cable)
✓ I own lots of books.

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (sometimes I want to)
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.

✓ I've watched porn movies.  (Yeah with my sick ( Read more... )

I found out recently that all the kids I work with are products of the Barney generation... no wonder some of them are so retarded they were brought up on TV by a coke snorting child molesting purple cult leader dinosaur who just loved too goddamn much. It explains why none of them except one knew what inebriated meant. I was floored, it's my ( Read more... )

Here is the new pic on the front of my website. I really need to update my website.
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