Long Duck Dong, NC-17, for 00smut

[hiddenfantasy]

Author: hiddenfantasy
Title: Long Duck Dong
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Matt has too much fun with euphemisms
Spoilers/Warnings: Bad euphemisms for the male anatomy?
Present for: 00smut
The Request: Snark and bad jokes/punsNotes: I wasn't intending for this to be an NC-17 fic but I didn't have any choice really. I just followed what the boys wanted. I hope you like this

Comments

[tiptoe39]

This is hysterical!! ZOMG! And hot!

And Mohinder would so say "Unhand me" with a straight face. :snuggles him:

[hiddenfantasy]

:D

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I was worried that it was a bit over the top.

[00smut]

The imagined, long-suffering roll of the eyes that would come with him actually saying "Long Duck Dong" had me in stitches. You are hysterical! Also, I am so jealous of people who can write smutty things... I giggle way to much. This is so great, thank you so much!

What a perfect way to start a Sunday morning!

[hiddenfantasy]

I'm glad you liked your gift!

I giggle all the time when I'm writing anything remotely smutty. I never grew up to be able to see the word penis without laughing. My friends can attest to this.

Happy Belated Holidays!

[carma_baby]

"Unhand me!" = best line ever in anything.

This was awesome. Thanks for sharing!

[hiddenfantasy]

"Unhand me!" = best line ever in anything.

Aww! -blush- Thanks. XD

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading!

[saavikam77]

LMAO!!! XD This was just too hilarious. Long Duck Dong. XD Loved Mohinder trying to be all straight laced and Matt being a total smart-ass. Bravo!!

[hiddenfantasy]

Mohinder can never be straight-laced when Matt is around, acting like a dork, trying to get them to shag. Silly Mohinder. When will he learn? XD

Thanks for reading! I'm glad you liked it!