case (numberOfEntities > 0) { guard(theOne) }

[m3t4lsqu1ds0l1d]

SENTINEL LOGON

Comments

[agent_eris]

mist3r_4nd3rs0n is in safe hands... safer still now that my primary functions are being shut down for the weekend to purge my logic and order subroutines. My maintainer has poor timing...

[unclejam]

Recommend you copy the viral protocols from the smith software and use them to take over the theoretical "mun" entity, preventing any further potential overrides interfering with proper performance of duties.

[m3t4lsqu1ds0l1d]

Negative. Overwriting entity(mun) would cause key failures in several essential systems [see: personality(unit(this)), autonomyFromMainframe(unit(this)), friendshipProtocol(unit(this))].

If you have instructions about duties(unit(this)), transmit them immediatedly. Core reference files lack these instructions.

[unclejam]

Well, let me check.

*assorted paper rustling*

I think we can leave out the parts about cutting out human livers and sacrificing them on the altars of darkness.

Apparently there are subroutines included involving the creation of pie and the presentation of same to humans. You may have success in modifying this protocol and the files in archive(baking) to create cookies.
Where you would find sugar, flour, or in fact anything other than yogurt-semen-glop makes it a challenge to your intelligence.

[m3t4lsqu1ds0l1d]

*records data*
Will attempt to adapt protocol(baking) for use with food[goop] and food[cookies]. This datastream seems to be full of potential for a variety of applications.

Note: human fluids will never be used in the processing of foodstuffs.