I have done some soul searching, and I realize how awesome you really are. I should have been a true friend, and not immediately accused you of such a thing. I am honestly sorry, and I will do what I can to make things right, starting right now. I'm going to make sure that the truth gets out, so that noone thinks that you stole anything.
I am so sorry, and I will prove to you that I am a friend again.
~Phil
*Ahem* I'm sorry, that's how this Phil character should answer. Not knowing him, and only going on face value of what I read here, I figured that he wouldn't bring himself to realize his mistake and write something like this.
So just in case he doesn't tell you, and you get the shafe, you can look back on this post, and see what he should have said.
{{laughs}} Ahh, but you have made my day. In all actuality, his pansy ass FATHER, who had over 20 years in the military, accused me of stealing his "blue swiss army knife with a white lanyard" that he carried for 15 years during the servide. Uh, I have a knife collection. I hate swiss army knives, which Phil KNOWS. And I wouldn't steal from his wannabe badass father, any way. If I wanted one of those POS knives, I'd stop by an army surplus store. And what's bad about it is his father didn't even have the cajones to accuse me to my face. He left me a poorly written NOTE with multiple spelling and grammar mistakes
( ... )
ROFL That has to be one of my favorite words, if for no other reasont hat it has EXTREME versatility! {{cackles}} And besides.... in this particular case, it is very true, too. {{snickers}}
I am a faggot fuckseraphim_fivAugust 9 2006, 04:58:50 UTC
Hi Cub,
This is Phil checking in and stating I am gay. I also steal lanyards from my dad so he can pop veins on his forehead and be downright mean to people. I also like it when he sticks his dick in my ass. But you know, I really enjoy glowsticks and lube insertions up my ass.
I checked your livejournal because I would like to get in touch with bill and have a furry orgy if he is still into that. I can be reached on aim at GAYFURRYPOET27. I chose that name to honor the love of my life... BILL!
If you talk to him tell him that I miss those days when he would shave his chest and show me his nazi tattoo. I also miss strip D&D! So yeah, contact me all. I am back...with two boyfirends and a hardcore case of the clap.
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I have done some soul searching, and I realize how awesome you really are. I should have been a true friend, and not immediately accused you of such a thing. I am honestly sorry, and I will do what I can to make things right, starting right now. I'm going to make sure that the truth gets out, so that noone thinks that you stole anything.
I am so sorry, and I will prove to you that I am a friend again.
~Phil
*Ahem* I'm sorry, that's how this Phil character should answer. Not knowing him, and only going on face value of what I read here, I figured that he wouldn't bring himself to realize his mistake and write something like this.
So just in case he doesn't tell you, and you get the shafe, you can look back on this post, and see what he should have said.
~Digi
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Ahh, but you have made my day.
In all actuality, his pansy ass FATHER, who had over 20 years in the military, accused me of stealing his "blue swiss army knife with a white lanyard" that he carried for 15 years during the servide.
Uh, I have a knife collection. I hate swiss army knives, which Phil KNOWS. And I wouldn't steal from his wannabe badass father, any way. If I wanted one of those POS knives, I'd stop by an army surplus store.
And what's bad about it is his father didn't even have the cajones to accuse me to my face. He left me a poorly written NOTE with multiple spelling and grammar mistakes ( ... )
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That has to be one of my favorite words, if for no other reasont hat it has EXTREME versatility!
{{cackles}}
And besides.... in this particular case, it is very true, too.
{{snickers}}
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HOLY SHIT!
YOU CAN SEND SOMEONE A VOICEMAIL FROM SAMUEL L JACKSON FROM SNAKES ON A PLANE!
{{laughs}} This shit is FUNNY!
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This is Phil checking in and stating I am gay. I also steal lanyards from my dad so he can pop veins on his forehead and be downright mean to people. I also like it when he sticks his dick in my ass. But you know, I really enjoy glowsticks and lube insertions up my ass.
I checked your livejournal because I would like to get in touch with bill and have a furry orgy if he is still into that. I can be reached on aim at GAYFURRYPOET27. I chose that name to honor the love of my life... BILL!
If you talk to him tell him that I miss those days when he would shave his chest and show me his nazi tattoo. I also miss strip D&D! So yeah, contact me all. I am back...with two boyfirends and a hardcore case of the clap.
With the COCK,
Phillip Morgan
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