Irony is the most interesting thing ever (I'm sure Zorn agrees ( Read more... )

Michael began having abdominal pain last night at around seven p.m. By midnight he decided to go to the hospital. After several tests, it was determined that he had appendicitis ( Read more... )

And Now Your Weather report with newly promoted Meteorologist Mike Mouton ( Read more... )

A - Alcohol ( Read more... )

So i Finally got all the Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and other assorted edibles off my body after 2 baths

last night = the fun zors

Life = teh suck ( Read more... )

Yesterday was great I love the wind ( Read more... )

Wish me good luck

don't ask me why

just wish me good luck

<3 you guys (oh and you can comment now unlike last 2 posts)

I think I am really pitiful sometimes ( Read more... )

k i really need to get my shit together

notes to self

Get More Sleep during the week
stop leaving phone on silent
clean house & car more often
stop being unproductive
keep appointments better
Stop wasting time on pointless shit
work on my projects earlier
stop unintentionally dicking people over

welcome to shit town  Population: Me