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[m_calliope]

If anyone is willing, I will pay you to make my life decisions for me. Fifty bucks per major choice; twenty for the small ones. Any takers?

I am so dead serious about this.

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[vektortgecko]

Absolutely

And your first decision should be to double your rates.

That'll be $100 please.

[dragonsbones]

I was going to reply with something lame, but the this comment was so much better than mine.

[m_calliope]

Whoa, that one bit me in the ass, eh? See? I suck at doing stuff.

[corsters]

Bring it on. I've tackled so many in the past year I deserve a medal!

[m_calliope]

Okay, you are my official decision maker. I hope you don't mind Canadian money.

[corsters]

As long as you don't send it in quarters, they jam the machines :-p

[brianarn]

Aww, I was gonna offer to help you as such, but, looks like I already lost the bid.

[octaviusiii]

Hey, I probably have a much better resume when it comes to making other peoples' decisions for them. Not only that, but when I give the advice and people don't follow it they inevitably end up regretting it. To up the ante, I give you one FREE consultation. If you're not completely satisfied, you can drop me then. Dave's Discount Decisions: In Bellingham off Highway 5; open weekdays 'til 8, weekends 'til 5. Now you have a friend in the decision business!

[phicksur]

I will make your decisions for free. :)

(Although, in doing so I am released from all liability those decisions may or may not cause.)