Dragon Zord!! *flute interlude rivalling an Ocarina riff from Link*

[m_crowley]

So, my fellow geeks, I pose this question. If the Dragon Zord of Green Ranger fame always rose from the Bay, what would happen if the Rangers found themselves in someplace more inland like Colorado? Would they have to wait for Dragon Zord to walk there or would the Zord just rise from the nearest body of water?

Comments

[morganskye]

Hmm, I'd say he'd have to walk. I mean, it's a BIG Zord. It's not like they have them stashed randomly around the world.

[m_crowley]

That's what I said. Meanwhile Putties are beating the crap out of them and they're like..."Dude! Tommy! Where the FUCK is your ZORD. We could use some freakin help here!!" And he's like..."Well I left him back in Shady Grove guys!" The only one that shows up in any kind of hurry is Kimberly's Pterodactyl zord but only because it flies. Can't actually DO anything.

[morganskye]

It makes me wonder just how pissed Jason was when Tommy showed up. He went from leader to 'the guy who sits up front of the Zord' in two episodes.

You know, I suddenly want to go to Power Morphicon...

[subtle_shades]

I'd LIKE for him to walk - 'cause seeing a giant mecha-thing hitchhike across country would be hysterically funny to me.

But they're MAGIC so I'm going with the more convenient (and boring) option of "IT WILL SOMEHOW FIT THROUGH THAT PUDDLE OVER THERE! NO REALLY!"

(That second explanation comes complete with crazy eyes. Just so's you's knows.)

[ncender]

this is the correct answer.

this or it suddenly has a jetpack out of nowhere.