Off my chest
Apologies are in order to bisexuals everywhere. Yes, I'm the person that gives you guys a bad name: closeted homosexual, thinks that pretending to be bi is 'coming out enough,' except that it's only continuing the lie, then finally truly comes out, confirming everyone's suspicions that bisexuals really don't exist. Sorry.
I must also apologize for any misogyny I've expressed over the past decade or so. It's really misdirected. Several times a day, we're exposed to the following dialog:
Forcing oneself to buy into that shit, especially when one absolutely detests it, is going to have psychological ramifications. It's going to make one detest it even more. Sorry. It's not women at fault-- it's straight people who deserve to have their genitals painfully mutilated for such torture. Yes, I know I'm still angry. Yes, this too shall pass. Sorry.
The Kinsey scale's outdated, but it's effective here: on a scale of 6, I'm an 8. I don't even want to see a vagina anymore, let alone smell one. If I were the last male on earth, sorry, this species is dying out. That said, I still believe that bisexualism is the default human sexual orientation. Fucking christians gotta come in and fuck everything up for us all. Yes, I know I'm still angry. No, this one will not pass though. I will torture them as they've tortured me, as they've made me torture myself.
I must also apologize for any misogyny I've expressed over the past decade or so. It's really misdirected. Several times a day, we're exposed to the following dialog:
- Here ya go! Here's some pussy! Mmmmmm, don't cha just LOVE it! Yea, you love it alright. Isn't it just great? You LOVE it. Go ahead, it's all yours, all you've ever wanted! Go ahead, rub your nose in it. Take a deep whiff! Go ahead, make a sign of the cross with your tongue in there. Yea, that's it, rub it all around. Isn't it great!
Forcing oneself to buy into that shit, especially when one absolutely detests it, is going to have psychological ramifications. It's going to make one detest it even more. Sorry. It's not women at fault-- it's straight people who deserve to have their genitals painfully mutilated for such torture. Yes, I know I'm still angry. Yes, this too shall pass. Sorry.
The Kinsey scale's outdated, but it's effective here: on a scale of 6, I'm an 8. I don't even want to see a vagina anymore, let alone smell one. If I were the last male on earth, sorry, this species is dying out. That said, I still believe that bisexualism is the default human sexual orientation. Fucking christians gotta come in and fuck everything up for us all. Yes, I know I'm still angry. No, this one will not pass though. I will torture them as they've tortured me, as they've made me torture myself.