Not to rain on your badassiness, but the earthquake isn't suppost to start until around 6 pm Pacific so the post-apocalypse party can't happen until tomorrow.
However, I will be free to join you once I finish clubbing other surviors to death for their supplies and/or women. Is the entrance fee to the party one slave girl or two?
The way I heard it, it was supposed to happen at 6PM in EVERY time zone. I'll sure miss the large percentage of the world that's already gone past 6PM in their local time zones, and no doubt been destroyed in a quaking fury.
Huh, my internet was down I woke up this afternoon, but I honestly don't think shutting down my internet for a few hours is much of an apocalypse. God just isn't trying hard anymore.
The idi... local doomsayer... now says that doom will befall us sometime this october. His excuse for changing the timetable is that the apocalypse needs a couple of months to get going, we should expect the plagues and the frograins to occur in the intermediate.
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However, I will be free to join you once I finish clubbing other surviors to death for their supplies and/or women. Is the entrance fee to the party one slave girl or two?
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so be ready to kill your assholes neighbours to help them go to heaven!
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