Backdated to 11th, noon

[maaaaaaaaassive]

[Falco, a true, shining example of an intelligent and sensible student, rode off in the morning right after grabbing a bagel to eat and has unfortunately (or not, depending how you look at it) missed that day's inspiring announcement. Hey, it's the weekend. Learn to live a little, you bunch of dead weights

Comments

[gohomeandcrybby]

Everyone who ate food from this campus is going to die.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

....what?

[getthisguyoffme]

Everyone who ate the cafeteria food is gonna die! I'm gonna die, Falco!

*He's kind of hysterical right now...*

[goaheadnblunder]

I've already died once before. And it was a rather painful one, too.

It's not that bad.

[getthisguyoffme]

That doesn't really help.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

this is some kinda joke, right?