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[maaaaaaaaassive]

[Dramatic entrances were only a must when it came to saving someone's ass from the clutches of danger. In any other occasion, Falco would just pop right in as if he never left in the first place

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[go4the4hatches]

Yeah, dude, he did. Left us in the dust.

I dunno if you've, like, noticed by now, but Krystal and Wolf are here now!

[Private]

How well do you know Krystal? She is SMOKIN' HOT, and without Fox here, I figure I'd try and get her to warm up to me, y'know? Got any tips for a lovelorn bachelor?

[maaaaaaaaassive]

....Bill? How long have you been here?

So Fox is gone and Wolf's here to take his place. I'm not too happy with this trade-off.

[Private]
The hell is Krystal.

[go4the4hatches]

Coupl'a months now. The atmosphere is chill, so it's cool.

D'aww, I don't think Wolf's here to REPLACE Fox or anything. Wolf's just... here, and stuff!

[private]

Krystal is that smokin' hot blue vixen walking around. Last I heard she was Fox's girlfriend, but with him gone and her here, I figure she's up for grabs, y'know?

[maaaaaaaaassive]

Geez. I wonder why.

[private]
Wait, wait, hold on a minute. Fox had a girlfriend? As in, the past tense?

[oh god this is hilarious]

[getthisguyoffme]

Falco, he left like a month ago. Where have you been?

Oh, and my voice just changed today.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

Trying to make a few extra bucks off of side missions in Lylat. I'm not making an income by being a student, y'know.

What, you finally hit puberty?

[getthisguyoffme]

Would it kill you to leave a note before you go at least?

Hey, I already hit puberty a long time ago! My voice just didn't join in until now.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

I thought I left a sticky note for you and Fox in the hangar. Not my fault no one saw it.

Seriously? Like, today? Pffff I gotta hear it to believe it.

[cantnjoysammich]

Greetings Falco.

It is quite unfortunate, but you did in fact miss Fox, as I have. Perhaps he shall be back within the near future? I suppose time will tell.

[In b4 wrong timeline, Krystal.]

[maaaaaaaaassive]

[wat]

....have we met?

[cantnjoysammich]

Yes, we actually have!

... In the future, as I am guessing from your question. We had only just met, as I had been within the team for only a few weeks before my arrival here.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

Uh-huh. The future. Okay. [sorry Krystal, this is still kinda weird to him]

So you must be Krystal. I hear you're supposed to be Fox's girlfriend.

[starwolf_leader]

Very observant, Falco. I knew the pup had left before you did.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

So Bill told me. Gotta say, I think I prefer the other fuzzball over you.

How ya doing, Wolf?

[starwolf_leader]

And I wonder why.

I'm fine actually. Let me ask you something. When was the last time you saw me?

[maaaaaaaaassive]

Last time I saw you? I remember you taking off from here last year. Is there a point to this question?

[badasscopters]

Bit of a Slowpoke, ain't we?

[maaaaaaaaassive]

Hey, I leave for a month, then the next thing I know my teammate disappears, Slippy hits the next phase of puberty, and people start zapping in from the future.

Gimme a break.

[badasscopters]

[Goose really didn't want to know about the frog puberty part, but okay.]

The future thing kinda happens a lot around here. Surprised you ain't even heard of it yet.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

[we're just a bunch of yiffers in space, goose]

Nah, I heard of it. It's a different story when it happens to you, though.