Lost Anecdote

[maaay]

Wandering between the levels in the Library, which is composed of two full floors and six half-levels a la "Being John Malkovich," I found myself in a narrow concrete stairwell with an alarmed fire exit both below and above me. This often happens in the library. It puts one in mind of a lot of sex and murder. I took the only door in sight and

Comments

[marievbee]

i just read this outloud to my roommates. we all laughed too. suggest to your roommate to make a card castle, and right before she puts the last one up on the top fling yourself on it doing one of your yoga excercises and knock it over. that will probably make the annoyance pretty official.

[peacelovehappy]

aww may! i love you you're awsome.
one of my friends here has a friend at mt. holyoke and i told her to find you, so if some random girl finds you and is like, this friend of mine is friends w/ your friend flo, don't be surprised.
gimmie a call sometime!

[likestrwberries]

your roomate is poopy. poopy poopy.
im trying to think of something better to say but i cant

[maddyavenue]

you should have opened a word document on her computer that said "this is GOD. stop talking shit about May. P.S. How great is microsoft word? remind me to write the next 10 commandments in this shit. so much more effective!"

that should do the trick.