Title: Dork
Chapters: Oneshot
Author:
maazuki_keiGenre: Fluff
Warning(s): Male on Male, cussing
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: Aoi/Kai
Band(s): the GazettE
Synopsis: “Leave it to Ruki to send everyone an anniversary present no one knows about.”
Disclaimer: Ah, I don’t own these beautiful men. If I did, I highly doubt I would be writing this entirely fictional piece of writing.
Comments: Written for
hanashi_no_egao Both the drummer and guitarist stared at the small containers curiously. Aoi had enough courage to flip the lid open, quickly withdrawing his hand as the lid spun around in small flattening circles on the table.
“You know what it is?” His voice was low.
Kai shook his head. “I have no idea.” He glanced over at the brunette. His bottom lip was being rolled through his teeth as he eyed the tub with contempt. Kai’s fingers twitched as the temptation to caress the stressing guitarist’s hand filled him.
Aoi huffed. “Leave it to Ruki to send everyone an anniversary present no one knows about.” The comment made a small smile light on Kai’s face. The brunette looked so cute when he was agitated.
“Hey, what’re you doing?” The drummer had his back turned to the guitarist hunched over something. Kai slowly shook his head, not paying attention to him.
To: Reita
From: Kai
Hey, did you get a present from Ru?
He snapped his cell phone shut and shoved it into his pocket.
“And now we wait.” With hands folded neatly in his lap, Kai leaned back against the couch. Aoi flashed him a look.
“Wait for what?” He moved closer to the drummer. Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzzz. The poor man nearly jumped out of his skin. “What was that?”
“Hopefully our answer,” he mumbled as he dug around in his pocket.
To: Kai
From: Reita
Mhm. Have no idea what the hell it is though. It’s fun to build with though ^_^
Flipping his phone closed, he cautiously grabbed for the tub. He dug his fingertips into the pink fluff. It’s soft, he thought. He dug in deeper, gathering a bigger clump. As he pulled his hand back, he noticed it tore sort of like the stuffing from a stuffed animal. Aoi silently watched, wide eyed, as Kai kneaded the strange material through his fingers.
“It’s... getting hard.” A light pink settled over Aoi’s cheeks.
“Wh-what?” he stuttered.
Kai brought his attention to Aoi’s face. “This.” He held up the pink fluff. “It’s getting hard as I play with it.”
Aoi’s throat tightened as he swallowed. He wished the other would choose better wording. The guitarist relaxed and twiddled with his thumbs, peeking over to the other’s hands.
Chuckles came from the drummer’s throat after a few minutes. Small growls threatened to escape as Aoi tried desperately to peer over Kai’s hunched shoulders.
“Aoi, you’ll break them!” he scolded as the guitarist leaned heavily on his shoulders. Aoi’s hands removed themselves and he sat back, impatiently waiting for whatever Kai held in his hands to be shown.
“Tada!” Kai couldn’t keep from laughing as Aoi’s face distorted into confusion.
“What... the... hell, Kai?” He honestly couldn’t believe what had come over the man. Sitting on his nose were a pair of pink glasses. Those said glasses made from working the pink material.
Kai beamed. “What? Don’t you like ‘em?” He tilted the glasses, eyes glancing at Aoi from above the rims.
“You look like a total dork!”
Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzzz.
After fumbling through his pocket, he flipped the device open.
To: Kai
From: Ruki
... I can NOT believe you guys are THAT stupid! >_< Cotton Candy is to be EATEN! *goes on a rant about giving presents to unappreciative people* Uru was putting it in his hair when I got here =.= Idiot I swear...
See you @ the studio tomorrow
b(^_^)d
Kai had to reread the message a few times before it started to sink in. So... they were supposed to eat it? But it was so... fluffy and soft. And pink! If Kai knew anything, it was that you didn’t go around eating something with ‘cotton’ in the name.
“Aoi.” The brunette hummed. “We’re supposed to eat it.”
His head cocked ever so slightly as the words registered in his mind.
“Are you serious?” were the first words to come out of his mouth.
Kai nodded, tearing a piece from the tub. “Something edible from Ruki... I wonder if it’s poisonous.” He studied the piece in his hand through the rims still sitting on his nose.
Aoi did the same. How were they supposed to eat it? It felt so... weird.
The drummer sighed deeply. “On ‘three’?” he asked, lifting the fluff.
Aoi nodded.
“One...” Ruki was so weird when it came to food.
“Two...” The guitarist really didn’t want to risk his life.
“Three!”
Kai closed his eyes tightly and raised his hand towards his mouth. It definitely felt weird. He was positive of that. It nearly dissolved instantly as it touched his tongue. But... it tasted sweet; maybe it had a bit of strawberry flavoring? He could feel the crystals left over from the candy on move across his tongue. He snapped his eyes open as he felt something warm and thick brush against his tongue.
He moaned quietly as Aoi gently climbed on top of him, laying him on the couch. Kai found his hands toying with the guitarist’s hairline at the base of his neck. A hand started rubbing up and down Kai’s chest, giving him the sensation to deepen the kiss.
Aoi was the one who broke their lip lock. The drummer refused to loosen his grip around his neck, giving him a look of protest. And instead of struggling out of his grip, Aoi settled himself between Kai’s legs.
“You look like a dork,” he said through smiling lips. He licked the bridge piece.
Kai nuzzled into the crook of his neck. “Do not...” he mumbled.
“Aoi, you broke them!”
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AN: :3 I actually got this done! *throws confetti* My muses weren't biting. x3 For some reason, I can actually picture Kai making glasses out of cotton candy. :D (It's fun. I've tried it xD).