Riddle me this

[mabkeeten]

Why does the dog wait until he's alone in the room with me to FART as HARD AS HE CAN?!
Is this a message? MESSAGE RECIEVED.

I am dying.
He smells like death.

>:O

Comments

[immortalpanda]

I have a crested..she's really really tiny..but she farts like a big dog. LIKE DEATH.

its gross. I feel for you.

[burado]

Of course it's a message. The message is shorthand for this:
"I understand that your olfactory sense is far inferior to my own. I wish you to understand that every day I experience foul odours the likes of which you can never imagine. Many of these foul odours are your fault. I wish you to experience the best approximation of these foul odours which I, with my humble body, can provide."

[fightbite]

Answer: Pitbulls. It's what they do best. :D
Ruby has a tendancy to JUMP a foot in the air in terror when she passes gas, then looks back, and runs away. She'll do this in CIRCLES around my damned computer chair some days. :C
That said, Burado's response made me LOL.