Comments | mabnyx: quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock.

mabnyx

quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock.

Oct 15, 2010 14:24

So this morning I woke up at seven, which is rather early for me, and started thinking about the alphabet (which is a thing that I do) and then couldn't stop thinking about the alphabet. Because nobody has a really good reason for why it is in the order it's in. It's some speculation about how the ox was important to the Phoenicians, and also ( Read more... )

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iamfitz October 16 2010, 01:22:46 UTC

LOL! What a horrible ad. And I don't know who his opponent is, but I'm pretty sure Evo Morales could whip 'em both at soccer (futball?). Of course, he aims lower.

mabnyx October 16 2010, 01:31:41 UTC

Ha! Yes, this really could have gone worse for the mayor of Winnipeg. He could have kicked that kid in the nads, and then he could have had a "he kicks CHILDREN in the NADS. Nice." ad run against him.

evilburrito October 29 2010, 15:42:15 UTC

The coherent rendering makes absolutely no sense. Although this seems like an early advertisment for cologne:

If a maiden does not smile at you,
2. nor is strongly attracted to you,
then soothe her with this fragrance!

(I imagine it to be the 2600 year old version of Axe- yuck)

mabnyx November 4 2010, 17:03:49 UTC

I think it is supposed to be a love potion or thereabouts? But it DOES sound like an Axe ad. Some guy 2600 years ago doused himself in this and then wondered why it didn't work, I bet.