Movie Meme
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies. (I did 20ish)
2. Then pick one of your favorite quote/s from each movie.
3. Post the quotes in your journal.
4. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.
5. Either strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified, or place the guesser's user name directly after the quote.
Warning: Some profanity and sexual banter.
1. I Am Sam
A: Why are men bald?
B: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.
2. V for Vendetta, razrangel and charlesdee
A: You're going to kill me now.
B: I killed you ten minutes ago... while you slept.
A: Is there any pain?
B: No.
A: Thank you. Is it meaningless to apologize?
B: Never.
A: I'm so sorry.
3. Sin City, charlesdee
I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
4. Monty Python's Life of Brian, razrangel
A: Move it you, or else.
B: Or else what? I won't be able to get crucified today?
5. The Devil's Advocate, bookofnights
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow.
6. Dangerous Beauty
If I didn't know you better I'd think you have the feigned indifference of a man in love.
7. A Knight's Tale, firecrkr_wmn and bookofnights
A: There she is, the embodiment of love. Your Venus!
B: And how I hate her.
8. Suicide Kings
I'm bleeding to death. Humor me.
9. Love Actually, razrangel
A: So what's the problem? . . . Maybe... school - are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?
B: You really want to know?
A: I really want to know.
B: Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?
A: Even if that's the case, yeah.
B: OK. The truth is actually... I'm in love . . .
A: Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.
B: Why?
A: Well, you know - I thought it might be something worse.
B: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?
A: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.
10. The Boondock Saints, razrangel and charlesdee
A: We could kill everyone!
B: So what do you think?
C: I'm strangely comfortable with it.
11. The Quiet Man, mithras
Sir! Sir! Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady.
12. Dogma, razrangel
A: What's he like?
B: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
13. Zoolander, razrangel and charlesdee
There was a moment during the orgy last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
14. Star Trek: First Contact, charlesdee
We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.
15. Elizabeth
All men need something greater than themselves to look up to and worship. They must be able to touch the divine here on earth.
16. Kill Bill, Volume 2, razrangel
A: Why didn't you tell me?
B: I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
A: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person . . . but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
17. Quills
You've already stolen my heart... as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator.
18. Chasing Amy, charlesdee
A: So for you, to fuck means to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition. You, inside some girl you duped, jack-hammering away, not noticing the bored look in her eyes.
B: Hey, I always notice the bored look in their eyes.
19. Alien: Resurrection
A: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
B: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.
20. Pay It Forward
I guess it's hard for people who are so used to things the way they are - even if they're bad - to change. 'Cause they kind of give up. And when they do, everybody kind of loses.
2. Then pick one of your favorite quote/s from each movie.
3. Post the quotes in your journal.
4. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.
5. Either strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified, or place the guesser's user name directly after the quote.
Warning: Some profanity and sexual banter.
1. I Am Sam
A: Why are men bald?
B: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.
2. V for Vendetta, razrangel and charlesdee
A: You're going to kill me now.
B: I killed you ten minutes ago... while you slept.
A: Is there any pain?
B: No.
A: Thank you. Is it meaningless to apologize?
B: Never.
A: I'm so sorry.
3. Sin City, charlesdee
I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
4. Monty Python's Life of Brian, razrangel
A: Move it you, or else.
B: Or else what? I won't be able to get crucified today?
5. The Devil's Advocate, bookofnights
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow.
6. Dangerous Beauty
If I didn't know you better I'd think you have the feigned indifference of a man in love.
7. A Knight's Tale, firecrkr_wmn and bookofnights
A: There she is, the embodiment of love. Your Venus!
B: And how I hate her.
8. Suicide Kings
I'm bleeding to death. Humor me.
9. Love Actually, razrangel
A: So what's the problem? . . . Maybe... school - are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?
B: You really want to know?
A: I really want to know.
B: Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?
A: Even if that's the case, yeah.
B: OK. The truth is actually... I'm in love . . .
A: Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.
B: Why?
A: Well, you know - I thought it might be something worse.
B: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?
A: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.
10. The Boondock Saints, razrangel and charlesdee
A: We could kill everyone!
B: So what do you think?
C: I'm strangely comfortable with it.
11. The Quiet Man, mithras
Sir! Sir! Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady.
12. Dogma, razrangel
A: What's he like?
B: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
13. Zoolander, razrangel and charlesdee
There was a moment during the orgy last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
14. Star Trek: First Contact, charlesdee
We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.
15. Elizabeth
All men need something greater than themselves to look up to and worship. They must be able to touch the divine here on earth.
16. Kill Bill, Volume 2, razrangel
A: Why didn't you tell me?
B: I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
A: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person . . . but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
17. Quills
You've already stolen my heart... as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator.
18. Chasing Amy, charlesdee
A: So for you, to fuck means to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition. You, inside some girl you duped, jack-hammering away, not noticing the bored look in her eyes.
B: Hey, I always notice the bored look in their eyes.
19. Alien: Resurrection
A: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
B: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.
20. Pay It Forward
I guess it's hard for people who are so used to things the way they are - even if they're bad - to change. 'Cause they kind of give up. And when they do, everybody kind of loses.