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If I were a month I would be: March
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: False Dawn
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal I would be: A killer whale
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: One of those lamps they sell at import shops that are bronze and colored glass
If I were a sin I would be: Pride
If I were a historical figure I would be: Joan of Arc
If I were a liquid I would be: Mercury
If I were a tree I would be: Maple
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A florabunda rose climber
If I were a kind of weather I would be: A dust devil
If I were a musical instrument I would be: A dulcimer
If I were an animal I would be: A puma
If I were a colour I would be: this one
If I were a vegetable I would be: Okra
If I were a sound I would be: a bluejay's song.
If I were an element I would be: Selenium
If I were a car I would be: A mini clubman
If I were a song I would be: Tempus Vernum by Loreena McKennitt
If I were a film I would be directed by: Robert Rodriguez
If I were a book I would be written by: Stephen King
If I were a food I would be: rasberry blintzes
If I were a place I would be: House on the Rock
If I were a material I would be: Rayon
If I were a taste I would be: Hot and sweet
If I were a scent I would be: crushed woodruff
If I were a word I would be: eclectic
If I were an object I would be: a stick of dynamyte
If I were a body part I would be: Eyelashes
If I were a facial expression I would be: A one sided smile
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Sunako (from Wallflower)
If I were a shape I would be a: a trapezoid
If I were a number I would be: 8