Ficlet: Unsightly
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Lucius Malfoy gets a large, unsightly bruise in a scene which will make you weep for days
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Ficlet: Unsightly
Rating: G, funny, scratch that, wasn't funny at all! unbeta'ed.
Pairings: Lucius/BW or was it WW?
Summary: Someone had spouted an unsightly bruise.
"Severus! I am in need of your specialised potions skills immediately."
"Lucius. How may I assist you?" Severus Snape, the potions master of Hogwarts, drawled.
"Stop that. I need the disperse potion for a certain aliment. I can't use any spells on it. The disfigurement is at a very sensitive place." Lucius Malfoy spotted a very delightful pink cast on his cheeks as he spoke.
"Oh? What disfigurement are we talking about? I would need look at it before I can make the potions. There are certain ingredients that may be disgreeable for certain area of the body." Severus Snape delicately tried to probe for the cause of the pink cast on Lucius Malfoy's face.
"Do you really need to see?" Lucius asked pensively.
"Yes, I do. If it were on your chest, I would suggest a normal strenght disperse potion. If it were on your neck, I would suggest a middle strenght potion, however if it were on your highly sensitive areas of the body, say on your mouth, it would require a very mild strenght potion which will be needed to be taken for several days for the potion to work fully."
"Fine." Lucius started to disrobe, buttons were slowly opened to reveal a highly muscled body.
"Wait, why are you..."
"As I said before, it was at a very sensitive place." As he was saying this, the disrobing process continued. Until Lucius turned his back towards Severus Snape. A big black round bruise was around the back, the size of a beach ball, centred around the two round globes of Lucius's bottoms.
Severus Snape gasped at the said bruise. "Lucius! That will take more than a few days. You will need someone to administer the potion."
"I forgot to mention the fact that, whenever I sit down, I feel pain, the like of Cruiatus Curse."
"Unfortunately, Lucius, this is beyond the skills of my potions skills. You need a curse breaker. I would recommend Bill Weasley."
"But you don't understand, Severus. I can't stand this pain anymore. It had been giving me pain for the last few months. No matter what kind of potions or spells, I can't cure this aliment. Not even the muggle medicines could do a thing."
"Then without much ado, I will firecall Bill now."
"You just don't get it? I am tired of casting down my pants everytime to show this unsightly bruise. I don't want to do that anymore."
"It won't take a minute. I think Bill once told me that he had broken a curse like this one."
"He had the cure all the time? I had suffered all this time when there is a cure all this time?"
"Well, if you had spoken earlier, you won't have had to suffer that long." Severus Snape snickered.
"Fine. Call him. I can get my dignity back." Lucius said affronted.
"At least look at the bright side, you don't have to weep for days." On seeing the glower Lucius send him, "No, I didn't spy on you. Your eyes are all red and puffy that the glamour spell you made just disolved while you were speaking with me." Severus grinned, his face almost boyish again. He hurriedly left to firecall Bill Weasley.
"Whoa! Now that is one fine looking man. Is that your present to me, Severus?" Bill Weasley whistled on seeing the naked back of one Lucius Malfoy.
"No, just the challenge of cleaning a curse, Bill."
"Just when I thought... nevermind." Joking aside, Bill casted the curse breaker spell and the bruise seemingly melted off. A funny noise was sounded in the silent of the room.
The naked body turned and impressive lines of body well defined. The whole body was pink all over, well those bits that were not covered, that is.
"Thank you, Mr. Weasley. I will take my leave of you, Severus." said Lucius Malfoy, affronted by the fact that he just made a very strong passing wind in the room, in full view of public. Even if the public is just Severus and Mr. Bill Weasley.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Malfoy. You can't leave yet. There is more. You will have to come to my rooms."
"What? But there is no more pain." Lucius exclaimed.
"There is no pain now, but there will be one, tenhold later. This poison needed to purge. You had left it too long."
"No- Severus, I can't do that." Lucius whined, which he, as the head of Malfoy, should not have done.
"Lucius, it had to be done. If you want it clear. This is what must be done."
"Fine. We will go to my manor." Lucius acquiesced, again with a pink cast in his face.
Together they apparated to the Malfoy Manor.
To say what happens, that should not be mention in a G-rating story. Suffice to say, Lucius and Bill had never parted since then.
My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Lucius Malfoy gets a large, unsightly bruise in a scene which will make you weep for days
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom
Ficlet: Unsightly
Rating: G, funny, scratch that, wasn't funny at all! unbeta'ed.
Pairings: Lucius/BW or was it WW?
Summary: Someone had spouted an unsightly bruise.
"Severus! I am in need of your specialised potions skills immediately."
"Lucius. How may I assist you?" Severus Snape, the potions master of Hogwarts, drawled.
"Stop that. I need the disperse potion for a certain aliment. I can't use any spells on it. The disfigurement is at a very sensitive place." Lucius Malfoy spotted a very delightful pink cast on his cheeks as he spoke.
"Oh? What disfigurement are we talking about? I would need look at it before I can make the potions. There are certain ingredients that may be disgreeable for certain area of the body." Severus Snape delicately tried to probe for the cause of the pink cast on Lucius Malfoy's face.
"Do you really need to see?" Lucius asked pensively.
"Yes, I do. If it were on your chest, I would suggest a normal strenght disperse potion. If it were on your neck, I would suggest a middle strenght potion, however if it were on your highly sensitive areas of the body, say on your mouth, it would require a very mild strenght potion which will be needed to be taken for several days for the potion to work fully."
"Fine." Lucius started to disrobe, buttons were slowly opened to reveal a highly muscled body.
"Wait, why are you..."
"As I said before, it was at a very sensitive place." As he was saying this, the disrobing process continued. Until Lucius turned his back towards Severus Snape. A big black round bruise was around the back, the size of a beach ball, centred around the two round globes of Lucius's bottoms.
Severus Snape gasped at the said bruise. "Lucius! That will take more than a few days. You will need someone to administer the potion."
"I forgot to mention the fact that, whenever I sit down, I feel pain, the like of Cruiatus Curse."
"Unfortunately, Lucius, this is beyond the skills of my potions skills. You need a curse breaker. I would recommend Bill Weasley."
"But you don't understand, Severus. I can't stand this pain anymore. It had been giving me pain for the last few months. No matter what kind of potions or spells, I can't cure this aliment. Not even the muggle medicines could do a thing."
"Then without much ado, I will firecall Bill now."
"You just don't get it? I am tired of casting down my pants everytime to show this unsightly bruise. I don't want to do that anymore."
"It won't take a minute. I think Bill once told me that he had broken a curse like this one."
"He had the cure all the time? I had suffered all this time when there is a cure all this time?"
"Well, if you had spoken earlier, you won't have had to suffer that long." Severus Snape snickered.
"Fine. Call him. I can get my dignity back." Lucius said affronted.
"At least look at the bright side, you don't have to weep for days." On seeing the glower Lucius send him, "No, I didn't spy on you. Your eyes are all red and puffy that the glamour spell you made just disolved while you were speaking with me." Severus grinned, his face almost boyish again. He hurriedly left to firecall Bill Weasley.
"Whoa! Now that is one fine looking man. Is that your present to me, Severus?" Bill Weasley whistled on seeing the naked back of one Lucius Malfoy.
"No, just the challenge of cleaning a curse, Bill."
"Just when I thought... nevermind." Joking aside, Bill casted the curse breaker spell and the bruise seemingly melted off. A funny noise was sounded in the silent of the room.
The naked body turned and impressive lines of body well defined. The whole body was pink all over, well those bits that were not covered, that is.
"Thank you, Mr. Weasley. I will take my leave of you, Severus." said Lucius Malfoy, affronted by the fact that he just made a very strong passing wind in the room, in full view of public. Even if the public is just Severus and Mr. Bill Weasley.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Malfoy. You can't leave yet. There is more. You will have to come to my rooms."
"What? But there is no more pain." Lucius exclaimed.
"There is no pain now, but there will be one, tenhold later. This poison needed to purge. You had left it too long."
"No- Severus, I can't do that." Lucius whined, which he, as the head of Malfoy, should not have done.
"Lucius, it had to be done. If you want it clear. This is what must be done."
"Fine. We will go to my manor." Lucius acquiesced, again with a pink cast in his face.
Together they apparated to the Malfoy Manor.
To say what happens, that should not be mention in a G-rating story. Suffice to say, Lucius and Bill had never parted since then.