Drabble: Wine Gives Zing
Title: Wine Gives Zing
Author: mactunes
Rating: R
Word Count:100
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Snap! Turned into Guinea Pig? (Advent Day 2)
Author’s note: Going to try advent type of jokes done by the Twins on Snape and Harry. Let’s see if I get tired of this soon.
“Hmm… delicious mulled wine. Where did you buy this wine?”
“Uh… I made it. Using one of your cauldron.”
“MY CAULDRON?”
“Yes.”
“Which one? I hope it was not the silver one.”
“Uh.. It was the silver one. It looks the cleanest one.”
“Have you no brain? You cannot boil wine in a silver one. It zinged up the wine! You-”
“Severus! What’s wrong?”
“I feel faint, who helped you brew this?”
“Fred wanted to help.”
“Did he put those ingredients?”
“Yes.”
“Sorry, Harry, you will have to take it hard.”
“Oh Gods! Slow down! Don’t bite so hard!”
Author: mactunes
Rating: R
Word Count:100
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Snap! Turned into Guinea Pig? (Advent Day 2)
Author’s note: Going to try advent type of jokes done by the Twins on Snape and Harry. Let’s see if I get tired of this soon.
“Hmm… delicious mulled wine. Where did you buy this wine?”
“Uh… I made it. Using one of your cauldron.”
“MY CAULDRON?”
“Yes.”
“Which one? I hope it was not the silver one.”
“Uh.. It was the silver one. It looks the cleanest one.”
“Have you no brain? You cannot boil wine in a silver one. It zinged up the wine! You-”
“Severus! What’s wrong?”
“I feel faint, who helped you brew this?”
“Fred wanted to help.”
“Did he put those ingredients?”
“Yes.”
“Sorry, Harry, you will have to take it hard.”
“Oh Gods! Slow down! Don’t bite so hard!”