Drabble: Food Gives Pleasure
Title: Food Gives Pleasure
Author: mactunes
Rating: R
Word Count:100
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Snap! Something about blue carrot(Advent Day 7)
Author’s note: Going to try advent type of jokes done by the Twins on Snape and Harry. Let’s see if I get tired of this soon.
"Mr. Potter! I am so hot and hard."
"You’re cool to touch... it can't be the fever."
"Touch me more... I feel cooler when you do that. More! More!"
"Like this? Why don't we take off all our clothes and get even closer?"
"Yes! Yes! That is a very good suggestion, Mr. Potter!"
"Uh, Severus, you were never this starved. Are you alright?"
"I can't think..."
"Did you eat that blue carrot?"
"Yes…"
"Guess the lucky Weasleys managed to find an aphrodisiac that works! Can I have some too?”
“I ate it all.”
“Why, you greedy- never mind, I’m young!”
Author: mactunes
Rating: R
Word Count:100
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Snap! Something about blue carrot(Advent Day 7)
Author’s note: Going to try advent type of jokes done by the Twins on Snape and Harry. Let’s see if I get tired of this soon.
"Mr. Potter! I am so hot and hard."
"You’re cool to touch... it can't be the fever."
"Touch me more... I feel cooler when you do that. More! More!"
"Like this? Why don't we take off all our clothes and get even closer?"
"Yes! Yes! That is a very good suggestion, Mr. Potter!"
"Uh, Severus, you were never this starved. Are you alright?"
"I can't think..."
"Did you eat that blue carrot?"
"Yes…"
"Guess the lucky Weasleys managed to find an aphrodisiac that works! Can I have some too?”
“I ate it all.”
“Why, you greedy- never mind, I’m young!”