Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the
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no joke i just busted out laughing in the middle of the computer lab. oh goodness. now everyones starring. alrighty love ya kid.
Q: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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