what to do with HP spoilers
What to do with HP spoilers
1. Burn them with fire.
2. Drown them in super waves.
3. Electrocute them.
4. Send Snape and Filch to put them in detention.
"Mr Potter, what do you think you are doing?" drawled Professor Snape. Leaning over Harry Potter, he snatched the piece of paper that Harry was writing furiously on.
"I'm writing about what to do with those meanies who want to spoil your story." Harry said with a pant, as he tried to jump up and grabbed that said piece of paper.
"Might I remind you that it is not I, but J.K. Rowling who holds the guillotine over our heads." Severus Snape said in his professorial mode.
Harry banged his head on the desk. He had given up trying to get the list. He wasn't tall enough to jump on his professor.
"At least I hope that we will have a happier life living in the fandoms. You have no idea how many times I was paired with Draco Malfoy when all I want is you."
"Draco Malfoy is a much better person for you than I am."
On hearing that, Harry jumped up and hugged Severus Snape very hard. "No, I cannot find such happiness with Draco Malfoy when I have you. I am not prepared to face this."
"Harry, we are now at a bend on the road. If you are prepared, we shall be walking along that bend and see what our destiny is like around the corner."
"I am not and I don't think I ever will be!" screamed Harry.
"Harry, we must gird our loins and face it together." Severus tried to console Harry.
"If we have to." Harry said in a small voice.
"We must. Now if you are prepared, we shall take a walk towards the bend."
"One last kiss before we go."
The lovers shared one last passionate sweet kiss before they went on to meet their maker.
1. Burn them with fire.
2. Drown them in super waves.
3. Electrocute them.
4. Send Snape and Filch to put them in detention.
"Mr Potter, what do you think you are doing?" drawled Professor Snape. Leaning over Harry Potter, he snatched the piece of paper that Harry was writing furiously on.
"I'm writing about what to do with those meanies who want to spoil your story." Harry said with a pant, as he tried to jump up and grabbed that said piece of paper.
"Might I remind you that it is not I, but J.K. Rowling who holds the guillotine over our heads." Severus Snape said in his professorial mode.
Harry banged his head on the desk. He had given up trying to get the list. He wasn't tall enough to jump on his professor.
"At least I hope that we will have a happier life living in the fandoms. You have no idea how many times I was paired with Draco Malfoy when all I want is you."
"Draco Malfoy is a much better person for you than I am."
On hearing that, Harry jumped up and hugged Severus Snape very hard. "No, I cannot find such happiness with Draco Malfoy when I have you. I am not prepared to face this."
"Harry, we are now at a bend on the road. If you are prepared, we shall be walking along that bend and see what our destiny is like around the corner."
"I am not and I don't think I ever will be!" screamed Harry.
"Harry, we must gird our loins and face it together." Severus tried to console Harry.
"If we have to." Harry said in a small voice.
"We must. Now if you are prepared, we shall take a walk towards the bend."
"One last kiss before we go."
The lovers shared one last passionate sweet kiss before they went on to meet their maker.