Yep, this is crazy ficlet that was going on in my mad mind, er ... never mind....
Imagine what happen if Harry and Severus were at the launch party of the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... well, what I think will happen...
It was late at night or early depending who you ask. And yet there were so many people out at this bewitching hour.
A couple arrived and blended in the crowd unobtrusively. They were under glamour spells.
"Hey, Severus, we made it just in time for the reveal."
"Will, remember what I said, don't use real names here."
The other guy was startled as if the name Will was not his name. "Oh! I forgot."
"Do remember that this is after all your plan. You wanted to know what happened." Severus replied.
"Yes. Though that woman had written our lives in a manuscript and kept it under lock and key, we still didn't know what happened yet. Even after numerous spells and potions, we did manage to get a copy, but only a few pages of them. And it looks bad for both of us." the other guy piped in.
"Do not think that those are the right ones. Though personally, I would love it if that particular epilogue comes true. The one that we see at
accioslash, you know
that end chapter. If only..."
"Well, if it turns bad, we will just elope." The younger man tried to console him by hugging him.
"We shall see." Severus said darkly.
"Oh look! I see Ron!"
"No, you imbecile! That's just someone who look like Mr. Weasley, that would be a Mr. Rupert Grint, the actor."
"Do you think we will see Daniel Radcliffe here? Wouldn't that be surprising?"
"I should hope not! We will be creating a chaos here if we do. We weren't suppose to exist, you know. I do hope I won't meet Mr. Alan Rickman, or I will definitely be telling that man off for not portraying me more like a greasy git."
"Wasn't he good as you?"
"I do not think so, Will- Hang it all, might as well call you Harry. I see so many people dressing up as Harrys that no one would think that the real Harry Potter is here."
Harry grinned as he finally heard his name from the lascivious mouth. He leaned towards Severus Snape. Almost like a bee drawn to a delicious flower.
"Harry, I don't think that is a good idea. You do want to know what happens, don't you?"
The spell broken for a moment. Green eyes were wide open. "Oh!"
"Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong!" The clock chimed midnight. The bookstore were even more crowded. Harry could barely breathe until Severus whispered a spell to give them space to move.
"Hurry now, whispered that levitation spell and take that book. I will cast disillusion charm on it."
"Remember to put some muggle money at the counter." Severus whispered back.
"I thought we were going to just take it? After all, the book is about us?"
"We seriously need to talk about this later. Now just grab that book now! And prepare to apparate."
Crack!
Suddenly two people disappeared from the bookstore. The people who were just next to the site, fell back. They were
faynia and
stormypups. Surprise expressions were on their faces. Then, disappointments set in. They were so close to Harry Potter and Severus Snape that they didn't take that opportunity to grope them. The feeling of frustrations made them forgot to queue up to collect their pre-ordered books.
the_minx_17 jumped in their space and got the book instead.
In another place, Harry and Severus were perusing the book in an alarmingly fast reading session. Both of them howled on reading the epilogue.