My friend: You're done class already ( Read more... )

As Alyssa said, I love quoting song lyrics as if you are just speaking them.

(me and Kate talking about epee)
Kate: Are you rough enough? Are you tough enough?
Me: Am I rich enough? I'm not too blind to see.
Me and Kate (singing): I'LL NEVER BEE-EE, YOUR BEAST OF BURDEN!

"If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from."-Luke Skywalker, A New Hope




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A funny random tidbit about fencing I found while surfing zee Net...

I think the problem with fencing is that everybody thinks the high-voltage should be connected to the epees.

Naw. What you do is put little stun guns on the inside of the armor, so that when you get a good hit on you it, for example, turns off the muscles in your arm. A lethal ( Read more... )

So on Valentine's Day and the day before that at work there were a lot of people buying lobsters. I cannot tell you how much that freaked me out the first time I realized these people were buying lobsters. This one guy bought four and they were in those collapsible boxes from the fish department and I was like, "Oh, would you like those bagged?" ( Read more... )

Haha so instead of doing homework I'm playing Kingdom of Loathing. Go me ( Read more... )

By the way. I forgot to mention. I met Yann Martel today at Sobey's, lol. I took out his groceries for him.

I told him I liked the part in "Life of Pi" where Pi's brother told him if he could practice two more religions he could have an entire week as a holiday.

Posted today before work ( Read more... )

K... if anyone has any idea why the HELL my friends pages (and my own profile) aren't working for both livejournal AND deadjournal... send me a line. That'd be much appreciated.

I thought this was cute ( Read more... )