One of my friends had a game when he went to buy condoms. He;d always buy condoms, and Something Else. Something to worry the cashier. One time, it was two tubes of KY... and a danish.
Hmm. I've never been particularly subtle, though perhaps this is a tack I ought to try. I'm usually the kind of person who waltzes up to the littlest old lady I can find at Walmart to ask "Excuse me, would I find the lube next to the condoms or the latex gloves?"
Allie's expression was priceless directly following her triumphant return. You know that look I was giving you about the weird beer? Yeah, it was a lot like that: dubious in a "wow, you have a lot more bravery than I had previously accredited to you" sort of expression.
I'm not a fan of subtlety normally... unless it is for teh lulz. The same friend wanted to buy a 5-gallon tub of Crisco with his condoms, but the gf vetoed that, as they would never actually get through that much Crisco.
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Allie's expression was priceless directly following her triumphant return. You know that look I was giving you about the weird beer? Yeah, it was a lot like that: dubious in a "wow, you have a lot more bravery than I had previously accredited to you" sort of expression.
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It's a wonderful game.
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