*peel* *chomp!* *chew, chew, chew...* ...mmmMMMMOTHERFUCKER!!! *downs a gallon of water*

[macaque]

Things To Never Try Ever Again #387:

I had heard somewhere that raw garlic supercharges your immune system. Having a nagging cold that I'm trying to shake, a picked up a half-pound of the stuff on my way back from church, and have just eaten a fresh clove.

HOLY LIVING FUCKI can't feel my taste buds. Think I'll get around to a real update once

Comments

[macaque]

Vampires, dogs, everyone else... As a matter of fact, I think the stench might keep away all life in general, with the possibly exception of old-country Romanians. They seem to adore the stuff.

*shoos away a growing crowd of Romanian villagers*

[tokkan]

If you don't like mega-powerful Garlic, then you should probably never eat Shwarma. =p

[macaque]

Shwarma? Explain, slappy. ô_o

Re:

[tokkan]

It's like a Lebanese... Fajita, say. It's a Pita, wrapped up (Chock full also) of things like roasted beef, lettuce, pickled beats, pretty much anything you want. It's finished off with an intense garlic sause, often strong enough to be confused with good horseradish at first.

in "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter", Jesus ate a shwarma with extra garlic sause, to prepare for the coming final battle. XD

[rjmoya]

You could also, like, eat it WITH something.

I'd recommend chopping up three or four cloves, tossing it with a bowl of pasta and olive oil. But it'd probably even be good smashed up and smeared over a piece of ciabbata or maybe even a cracker.

[macaque]

Well, sure, if you want to do it the smart way... ¬_¬

i <3 you!

[anjelchan]

run by hearting.

[berserkher]

You could always try more normal methods of illness control, like coldpills. *Points to self* Im high right now off pain meds so ignore me.