"Hills Premiere Breaks Rating Records"

That's right! A poorly written, poorly acted, vacuous, stupid, faux reality show had a record breaking season opening.

So what does that mean for us?

Even more of these stupid fucktards living their entire life as an ongoing photo-op for the drooling masses:


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Yeah, so Mrs. Clinton vomited out this wonderful piece of bullshit the other day; about how she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire and whatnot, attempting to illustrate how much more experience she has than Obama.

Although, OOOOPS, there's this thing called the Internet and it has this nasty tendency to resurrect the truth and throw it in your face ( Read more... )

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The Sad Truth About Relationships

Wow. Just... shoot me now.

Oh, and there's this. This has to be a troll. I can't fathom someone being this ignorant.

Ever wanted to see Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, but didn't because you're not pre-pubescent boy in the market for a multimillion dollar lawsuit?


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Woman sat on toilet for 2 years!

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body..."

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The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Send them to this site.

Warning: Prepare to be annoyed! Seriously!

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And reportedly has been given 5 weeks to live. [ being reported here and here ]

This is coming from The National Enquirer, though... so hopefully this is false and something else being blown out of proportion.
No other major news outlet has picked this up or verified it as of this writing.

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