Okay...this is for Ashley.
I rewrote the lyrics to 'Dance, Dance' based on something I said while drunk.
...Yeah, I'm lame.
He says that they’re good, with lots of stitching
Barely stuttered out, "How much do you want, Man" bit my tongue
Stumbled with my words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "Another stupid verse" vs. "God you’re a stupid dyke..."
Holy crap my car just broke down
And I don’t want to walk all the way to town
These pants are all I have so don’t hurt them
Hey wait a car just went by...
(whispered part - Pete)
Who wants to stop at a diner?
Pants, Pants
They’re falling apart, here have mine
Pants, Pants
Hey gross you eat head cheese?
Pants
You know you’d love me
if I wasn’t smelly
Hey you it’s cold out...just wear a rain coat.
Sing up, it’s not that small but don’t hesitate
Holy crap my car just broke down
And I don’t want to walk all the way to town
These pants are all I have so don’t hurt them
Hey wait a car just went by...
Sometimes I think that everything is fine
but then you remind me that its not, love
Pants, Pants
They’re falling apart, here have mine
Pants, Pants
Hey gross you eat head cheese?
Pants
You know you’d love me
if I wasn’t smelly
Sometimes I think that everything is fine
but then you remind me that its not
I only want christmas to be a white one
nothing else will do
Pants, Pants
Pants, Pants
Pants, Pants
Pants, Pants