Here I am.

It's 2006, I'm alone...on New Years.

And sober.

2005 fucking sucked.

Have you ever looked at your dad and thought..'wow, mom could of done so much better.'?

Yet, for some reason, I'm not impressed.

...fuck this.

So, I'm like thisclose to strangling someone.

Seriously.

His voice gives me headaches.
His mere presence turns me into ultra bitch.
...I need to get out of here, move out or something.

I WANT SOMETHING/[ONE] I CAN'T HAVE.

-flails-

...Every word you speak doesn't need 'fuck' in between it, thanks.

Thanks for ruining christmas AGAIN, asshole.

Go to your playlist and click on shuffle. Then you type the first ten songs that play (no matter how embarrassing) or that are at the top, depending on what program you're using to listen to your music. Then you pass it on to 3 other people ( Read more... )

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bitch:

I'mma choke a bitch.

Maybe two.

Bright part of today:

HAHA! AMANDA GOT FIRED.

/bitch

This is me.

About to choke someone.

MY TICKETS ARE STILL NOT HERE.

...I swear to God.
If someone stole them from my mailbox...

THE SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN.

-twitches-

WHY CAN'T I WIN AT LIFE?!

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Thank god for waterproof mascara.

...I think I need a hug.