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[prurient_badger]

ATTENTION! Can I have your attention please everyone! Yes, that's it, look this way. Right, now you're all listen...ALEXANDER! STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY! I'm sure Hephaestion doesn't want you to...Oh. Maybe he does. That's it: Detention! I'll see you both in my rooms later, and we'll discuss this hot buggery shameful display. Now, where's my good cane

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[selfinduced]

bwahahahahaha.

You have my vote to be our Official Slasher and Royal Loofah Holder, certainly.

[prurient_badger]

*bows and offers loofahs to all and sundry*

Thanks. I shall endeavour to treat the position with all the seriousness it deserves! ;)