*Snerks* I saw it a while ago. I have absolutely no idea whether I'll hate this movie, but I detested LOTR and am thinking I'll feel the same about Troy (I'm seeing it tomorrow), so it's always a possibility. ;) It depends on how badly they fuck it up, I suppose.
Sounds like a pretty baseless opinion to me. The major plot and thematic elements remained intact. No major characters gone. (For Christ's sake, Tom Bombadil is not a major character.) Acting, dialogue, music, and special effects were all solid (and in some cases, very good). Exactly how did the movies in any way tarnish Tolkien's trilogy?
Why the crappy cliched "menacing" music? And why, oh why, the hair! Colin, you've stolen my mother's hairdo. This is not a good thing, you're supposed to look wonderful and majestic. And not have a dead animal clinging to your scalp!
Also, Oliver Stone? There'd better be some more subversive things in there. I will not sit through "Alexander" if it doesn't have some serious good- lookin' man action? Okay, maybe I will.
I shall join you in the WTF?! Because, just...why?
Also, he's a 'seeker'?! Is this some strange Alexander/Harry Potter X-over I haven't heard about? ;D
As to the accent, it appears to be some sort of mix between Irish and American. Because, of course, that's exactly how the ancient Macedonians talked. Sheesh.
Also, he's a 'seeker'?! Is this some strange Alexander/Harry Potter X-over Ha! Yeah. Although given the frightening creativity of fanfic, someone's probably already written something along those lines.
As to the accent, it appears to be some sort of mix between Irish and American. Because, of course, that's exactly how the ancient Macedonians talked. Sheesh. :-) My point exactly.
Umn, I dunno if I'll be able to watch Colin Farrell pretend to be Alexander and take it seriously, and I really, really want to take it seriously. The mullet just ruins everything.
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I loved LotR. :-)
And 'Troy' is pretty shit. Literally. Shit and pretty.
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Why the crappy cliched "menacing" music? And why, oh why, the hair! Colin, you've stolen my mother's hairdo. This is not a good thing, you're supposed to look wonderful and majestic. And not have a dead animal clinging to your scalp!
Also, Oliver Stone? There'd better be some more subversive things in there. I will not sit through "Alexander" if it doesn't have some serious good- lookin' man action? Okay, maybe I will.
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Also, he's a 'seeker'?! Is this some strange Alexander/Harry Potter X-over I haven't heard about? ;D
As to the accent, it appears to be some sort of mix between Irish and American. Because, of course, that's exactly how the ancient Macedonians talked. Sheesh.
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Ha! Yeah. Although given the frightening creativity of fanfic, someone's probably already written something along those lines.
As to the accent, it appears to be some sort of mix between Irish and American. Because, of course, that's exactly how the ancient Macedonians talked. Sheesh.
:-) My point exactly.
And BTW - having seen 'Troy', love your icon.
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Thanks. I have several icons along similar lines, because Troy was the worst attempt at a film I've seen in...ever. It hurt me *shudders*
Ha! Yeah. Although given the frightening creativity of fanfic, someone's probably already written something along those lines.
Now that's a scary thought. But strangely compelling. Hmmm...*goes off to searchfor said fic*
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Yeah.
Roll the dice eck. Damn Romans.
Anyway. I thought Troy was... uh... ok? >.> Ok, it was bad. And your icon is fun-fun-funny.
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I mean, EPIC, think EPIC people... not... that
Does it bother anyone else that actors whose hair is not blonde, wear wigs, and then don't dye their eyebrows?
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