Comments | macely: 1st Hack

macely

1st Hack

Jul 14, 2011 23:15

Hello? Hello, is this thing on? Can’t really find a place to plug into it, suppose it was just my good lu-intellect. My astounding… intellect and creative thinking… that got this book open. Seeing a bit of writing now, hearing a few voices in there. Funny thing really, sounds… coming out of a book and all that and writing itself… Books don’t ( Read more... )

super astute, no facility super yay!, wings omfg, grass yay!, not on fire yay!

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[ voice ] touchofrogue July 15 2011, 04:40:26 UTC

...hello?

[Because what is this thing talking into the journal?]

[voice] So then my internet was like LOL I HATE YOUR FACE 8V All night macely July 15 2011, 13:26:43 UTC

Hello!

[THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING ;A;]

[voice] the internet is a troll touchofrogue July 16 2011, 03:19:11 UTC

...ya all right there?

[voice] IT KEEPS HAPPENING macely July 16 2011, 08:31:45 UTC

Me? Fine! Fine, never better! Just... lost. A little lost.

... Okay, very lost, but I'm not going to say extremely lost. Somewhere between a little and a lot.

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[Voice] wears_a_torc July 15 2011, 06:20:08 UTC

[He'll help you if it will keep you quiet. So. Many. Words.]

The book isn't broken and you're not dead.

[voice] macely July 15 2011, 13:29:21 UTC

... I knew that.

Wonderful! Glad to hear it, would be a terrible twist, actually. Being dead. Imagine that, being dead and not even knowing it. Right creepy, isn't it? ... Not that I'd mind. The not knowing part, that is. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

... Aaand you are?

[voice] wears_a_torc July 15 2011, 13:43:52 UTC

Yes that ... would be creepy.

The name's Knuckles. If you can give me some idea where you are I can give you a hand. You said you needed help?

[voice] macely July 15 2011, 13:48:19 UTC

Glad you agree!

Knuckles? Odd name. I mean... Well it's not like there's a lot of people named that but then again, I know someone called Space so I suppose I really can't say anything on the matter about names.

No worries! Already gave someone my exact coordinates. I'm sure he'll be along shortly to help. I hope. Pretty sure he will be. ... Almost positive of it.

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[Video] No worries, if you'd rather someone else actually 'rescue' you paranoidpatriot July 15 2011, 08:05:09 UTC

“There won't be any painful fire related deaths around here, if I have anything to say about it.”

[Jet raises an eyebrow. Spirits, this guy is a chatterbox, not that half of what this stranger is saying actually registers as something that makes sense. Still, he doesn't seem to be asking for help from anyone in particular, which means he's another hopeless loner... apparently stuck on his face?]

“Alright, alright, calm down. Got any coordinates? I'll come out and find you.”

[It isn't like he has any other plans going on for the moment]

[voice] macely July 15 2011, 13:34:04 UTC

Oh fantastic. So you've been trained on proper extinguisher protocol then? ... Hope you have, I can't really... pick things up. Wasn't given a hose or anything either so I'll pretty much have to rely on you for not going up in flames. Just a note there. If your up to it. Not going to impose.

[HE IS TOTALLY CALM. TOTALLY. TOTALLY CALM.]

Ahhh... A field. Lots of grass and whatnot. Look for a place with a great deal of grass. And some trees. Bit of those too. Anything else... aaanything else here... hmmmm.... No, I think I about covered it.

[lol coordinates]

[voice] lmao lovely coordinates indeed paranoidpatriot July 15 2011, 19:29:14 UTC

"You can't use your hands? What? You injured or something?"

[What is this guy even??]

"And... Yeah, I put out fires we'll go with that. Unless you have a pissed off firebender on your case, you shouldn't expect to go up in flames anytime soon."

[And Jet is already traipsing off the edge of town to try and look in the forest...Not that he has any idea what Wheatley will look like when he finds him.]

"Look, do you see buildings or a town at all, from any angle up ahead? How about mountains? Or a lake?"

[voice] They are the best coordinates macely July 15 2011, 21:02:36 UTC

Haven't got any! Unless I got the ability to lift things with my mind... hold on... No. No still can't do that. Oh well.

Firewhat? Can these fire bending folks shoot things over four thousand degrees kelvin? Warn me if they can, will you? Things might get a little messy if they can. Just a warning on that. But good to know, I will not be on fire at any point in time. Brilliant, you're a wonderful person.

[And Wheatley is just getting to know how to use the obvious miniature jets WINGS that he is hovering around with now. Wings. So he will not be wandering off any time soon, as he will probably be back on the ground at any second now.]

Lake, mountains.... town ooorrrr... Hm. Oh! That big mass of water right down there's a lake? Riiiight, they had a painting of that and some mountains in the facility! I remember! Right, yes, there is a lake. I can see a lake!

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[Voice] crisis_rain July 15 2011, 13:07:48 UTC

[He can't believe he actually listened to all of that.]

You alright there? Sounds like ya might be a bit stuck.

[Voice] macely July 15 2011, 13:37:46 UTC

[You deserve a medal for that feat, man.]

Well, I was. Up... until about a few seconds ago. Got myself a bit more unstuck.

...

Another question, just real quick. Hope it doesn't sound too strange, feel free to stop me if it is. Because this is going to sound... very odd. And for the record, I might have hit myself a bit harder than I previously imagined... I'm... seeing wings here. Right here. On my hull. And I'm pretty sure they weren't there before. At all. Ever.

Just thought I'd make a mention of it.

[Voice] crisis_rain July 15 2011, 13:41:04 UTC

[He found it quite amusing.]

Yup! You've got wings. Guess I should be sayin' "welcome to Luceti", or somethin' like that. But, sorry pal, yer gonna have ta get used to 'em.

[Actually, something did catch his attention.]

What do you mean on my hull, you some kinda boat?

[Voice] macely July 15 2011, 13:45:56 UTC

[Brightening everyones day. Totally Wheatleys job.]

Well I'm not displeased about it. Pretty nifty things, actually! What with keeping me up and everything. Never was able to fly... I can go anywhere I want! No maintenance rail! No catwalk! No walls! Anywhere! This is bloody amazing!

[Le pause]

I am not a boat! I am a personality construct, thank you. A sphere, actually, personality sphere.

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[Voice] thederpyhalf July 15 2011, 15:15:19 UTC

[Aww this poor guy seems really lost. And then the feed stops, so now Yui is wondering if he's okay. Hopefully she won't be asked to do more property damage...]

Hello? Are you still there...?

[Voice] macely July 15 2011, 21:07:11 UTC

Bloody turre- Eh?

[That... sounded a touch off for a turret, actually]

... If I say yes, will you shoot at me? Wherever you are? And no fibbing now, can't put one past me. Sharp as a tack, I'll have you know.

[Voice] thederpyhalf July 15 2011, 21:29:12 UTC

Uh...no, I wouldn't do that. [she couldn't anyway.]

My name is Yui Kounagi and I'm talking to you through the journal. Are you all right?

[Voice] macely July 15 2011, 21:37:06 UTC

Ah! Good! Thank you.

Another through the journal, eh? Very interesting, these journals. Never did see one that could do that. ... Well... in paper form, anyway. Me? I'm fine! Dandy! Just great! ... Little bit lost though, I can say that. Just a touch.

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