"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry
"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." - Dave Barry
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"Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another." - Ambrose Bierce
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From the Devil's Dictionary, of course. :)
By the by, Dr. Kinsella said it won't be a problem if you just hand it all in tomorrow -- I'm doing the same; my printer blew up on Monday evening.
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