SHODANCE PARTY VOLUME 2 - DUBSTEP STUPID STATEMENT DANCE REMIX

[machine_god]

OKAY NO MORE SIGNUPS JEGUS TOO MANY PEOPLE AAH

Comments

[featheryasshole]

So I think I'd like Orange Dave to get a cybernetic eye? (the left one, for ~irony~)

[machine_god]

OKAY

Infared, ultraviolet, 200x optical zoom?

[featheryasshole]

ooh yes those all sound awesome

[machine_god]

!!!!!!

How would you feel about wings Dave

Posssibly generated by hard light holographic emitters embedded in your back

[tempus_mutantur]

CLEARLY I've been too nice to Pantsless.

I JUST WANNA KILL SHODAN AT SOME POINT preferrably slowly and horribly. 8|a And cybernetics, hmm. I will have to think on that one. But I probably don't want them permanent, Pantsless is kind of a freak already.

[machine_god]

YES OF COURSE, you and Vriska can haz dibz on murderan. She's... not that hard to kill honestly, once you get her she's basically just a human

[tempus_mutantur]

I figured. :3 He just doesn't want to make it quick. Hopefully Vriska is up for a little sadism and horribleness. Cranky mutant is cranky, to put it real goddamn mildly.

[machine_god]

... it's

it's vriska

i am pretty sure this will be a bonding experience if anything

[sfx_balls]

OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO SHOOT SOME DAVES AND GET A MILLION MORE ROBOPARTS c:

I guess any alterations to Jack's weaponry would stay... which is actually a bad thing because then his only anti-Invimanus weapon will be FULL OF NANITES :(

To even this out, I propose Jackdo keeps the knife-shooting arm. He will pry it off his robo-fied corpse if he has to.

[machine_god]

He can get a competent hacker to alter the nanites to literally do whatever he wants. He'll just need to make friends with a sufficiently amoral hacker. I suggest Remi or something. Or ask SHODAN to do it. She can do things like program them to give intense electric shocks whenever anyone has murderous impulses, for instance! Not that she WOULD because she APPROVES of killing all humans :|

But yes knife shooting arm fuck yes.

[sfx_balls]

sob SHODAN WHY DO YOU TOY WITH HIS EMOTIONS SO? offering him all these cool weapons and then hiveminding him with Daves, we could have been so tight :'(

[machine_god]

hey she is going to hate daves too after this

and want them all dead

come on jack

let's be bros

[jadeblooded]

I'm not here to kick ass I'M HERE TO SHOOT ASS.

[machine_god]

AWWYEAH

[wonderderp]

SOLLUX IS GOING TO KICK SOME SHODAN ASS OK

[machine_god]

REVENGE IS HIS