HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[macho_zabini]

My hair grew back and all the Gryffindors are transsexual. What a good day. =)) =)) =))

I hope that one of the boys that turned into girls gets pregnant.

Now that would be amusing.

Who agrees with me?

Comments

[redhead_on_fire]

Okay...that would be funny.

But it would be funnier when I, you know, FUCKING BEHEADED YOU.

GRRRRRRR.

[macho_zabini]

Of course it would.

Grr? Are you trying to intimidate me? Should I bark?

[library_lurker]

I KNOW WHAT WILL BE FUNNY - TURN YOU INTO A GIRL AND LET YOU SUFFER YOUR MENSTRAL CYCLE FOR A MONTH AS OPPOSED TO A WEEK AND THEN WE'LL GET YOU PREGNANT AND THEN LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE TO LET YOU FACE CHILDBIRTH.

OR BETTER YET, WE'LL CHANGE YOU BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE TO DELIVER THE BABY THROUGH YOUR PENIS. SOUNDS RATHER PAINFUL IF YOU ASK ME, BUT I PROMISE YOU IF YOU KEEP UP WITH THE JESTING AND LEWD COMMENTS, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS. GOT IT, ZABINI?

[whinytears]

You're very angry as a man, Granger.

You're very angry in general, though.

I suppose this sex change has been a step forward for you then.

I do hope it makes you happy, since your hair is much nicer now.

[keeperking]

Erm... Hermione... perhaps you need to cool down a bit? Some tea... or some company...?

[library_lurker]

CALM DOWN?! RON, I'M A BOY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN? I'M SORRY BUT I LIKED BEING A GIRL THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TEA ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH, HOW ABOUT A PINT OF BEER?

[msdaphne]

That would be hilllarrriooouuusssss

[keeperking]

You obviously want me to kill you. I've taken on Death Eaters, you idiot, you're not exactly much of a competition to me.

[macho_zabini]

Ooh, I'm so scared. What are you going to do, pull my hair off?

So, do you piss in the girls bathroom or in the boys one?

[serpent_sexgod]

That would be amusing but scary.

[behind_the_scar]

*cough* Daddy-Draco.

Hehehe...

[serpent_sexgod]

.....

[behind_the_scar]

Someday, love. But not now, thank fuck.