Fic: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Atlantis Style
Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Atlantis Style
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Misc.
Word Count: 412
Rating: K+
Summary: A parody of 12 Days of Christmas
Author's Notes: This was my first ever attempt at a fanfiction so please be nice. It was intended as a parody of course As always feedback is welcome and will earn you a cookie, flames will be used to make s'mores.
Disclaimer: Neither the 12 days of Christmas, Atlantis or any of the other things here belong to me, they belong to lots and lots of other people.
On the first day of Christmas my SG team gave to me
A working ZedPM
On the second day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the third day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
three shiny puddle jumpers,
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the fourth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me,
Four stable wormholes,
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the fifth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me,
Five gate addresses,
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the sixth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me,
Six new allies
Five gate addresses
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the seventh day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me,
Seven glowing chevrons
six new allies
five gate addresses
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the eighth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
six new allies
five gate addresses
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the ninth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
Nine naquadah generators
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
six new allies
five gate addresses
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the tenth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
Ten wraith stunners
Nine naquadah generators
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
Six new allies
Five gate addresses
Four stable worm holes
Three shiny puddle jumpers
Two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
Eleven gene carriers
Ten wraith stunners
Nine naquadah generators
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
Six new allies
Five gate addresses
Four stable worm holes
Three shiny puddle jumpers
Two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my SG team gave to me
Twelve Nanite blasters
Eleven gene carriers
Ten wraith stunners
Nine naquadah generators
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
Six new allies
Five gate addresses
Four stable worm holes
Three shiny puddle jumpers
Two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Misc.
Word Count: 412
Rating: K+
Summary: A parody of 12 Days of Christmas
Author's Notes: This was my first ever attempt at a fanfiction so please be nice. It was intended as a parody of course As always feedback is welcome and will earn you a cookie, flames will be used to make s'mores.
Disclaimer: Neither the 12 days of Christmas, Atlantis or any of the other things here belong to me, they belong to lots and lots of other people.
On the first day of Christmas my SG team gave to me
A working ZedPM
On the second day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the third day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
three shiny puddle jumpers,
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the fourth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me,
Four stable wormholes,
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the fifth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me,
Five gate addresses,
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the sixth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me,
Six new allies
Five gate addresses
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the seventh day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me,
Seven glowing chevrons
six new allies
five gate addresses
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the eighth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
six new allies
five gate addresses
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the ninth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
Nine naquadah generators
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
six new allies
five gate addresses
four stable worm holes
three shiny puddle jumpers
two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the tenth day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
Ten wraith stunners
Nine naquadah generators
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
Six new allies
Five gate addresses
Four stable worm holes
Three shiny puddle jumpers
Two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my SG Team gave to me
Eleven gene carriers
Ten wraith stunners
Nine naquadah generators
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
Six new allies
Five gate addresses
Four stable worm holes
Three shiny puddle jumpers
Two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my SG team gave to me
Twelve Nanite blasters
Eleven gene carriers
Ten wraith stunners
Nine naquadah generators
Eight new team members
Seven glowing chevrons
Six new allies
Five gate addresses
Four stable worm holes
Three shiny puddle jumpers
Two gate technicians
and a working ZedPM