I am the Ice Princess
Pairing: Jessica/Nana (CROSSPAIRING HOLY SHIT)
Rating: PG
Length: You can read while you pee.
Genre: Just laugh and go. I don't need your "constructive" criticism. :D
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"OH MY GOD, guess what?!"
"What?! What?"
SooYoung storms into the waiting room. Pulling Yuri, Tiffany, and the new donut box to her side she lets her super vocal chords take the wheel. They're taking a break during a program recording.
"YOU KNOW HOW AFTER SCHOOL'S NANA MADE SEULONG CRY LAST WEEK?"
"Choi SooYoung."
SooYoung flinches at the cold voice. Jessica's forehead is scrunched.
"....well anyway, you know?"
"YE-yeah?"
Yuri clamps her hand over Tiffany's mouth. Jessica's eyes are burning a hole in the back of her hand. Tiffany frowns and takes Yuri's hand into hers and sticks her tongue out at Jessica.
"This week it's TAEC."
"Holy poop. No way! This shit is intense."
Tiffany pinches Yuri's thigh to which Yuri can only respond with a whine. SooYoung frowns at the now empty donut box and scans the room for anything else that is edible.
"Yeah, everyone is calling her the new ice princess."
"Whoa-hohoho!"
Someone's chair falls to the ground with a loud thud.
"What did you say?"
The icy voice kills the atmosphere. Her voice is colder than a dippin dots machine.
"Whoa-hohoho?"
"No, not you moron. Food fighter, what'd you say?"
The moron dismisses the situation and smiles coyly at her girlfriend.
"N-n-new ice princess?"
"Mwhahahahaaha. What?"
Kimbap! There's a piece of kimbap hanging on the edge of the counter. SooYoung slowly approaches her prey.
"Ice princess."
Jessica slams the door with a loud thud. The kimbap falls to the ground. SooYoung's heart is ripped into strips thinner than bacon.
"Did she just laugh like a witch?"
"Doesn't she always?"
Tiffany slaps away the naughty hand and pulls down her skirt.
"How dare you!"
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ORANGE CARAMEL
Knock-knock!
"Yes?"
"It's Jessica."
"Who?"
"From SNSD."
The door opens strangely fast and two cutely dresses females are standing military fashion. There is an overpopulation of pastel colored dresses inside the room.
"Hello sunbaenim. I'm Liz-"
"Out."
"Okay."
Raina walks over to the far chair to retrieve their sleeping member.
"Leave her here."
Raina nods and bows before shutting the door behind her. Jessica stands behind the chair.
"So you're the new ice princess? Let's see what you've got."
The sleeping girl's face was without a doubt beautiful. The ends of her eyes drew up slightly, like Jessica's.
"Wake up."
Annoyed, Jessica plucks on of her arm hairs.
"Ack!"
The baby ice princess falls out of the chair and fails to land. She rubs her sore bottom as she holds onto the arm rest as support.
"You."
Jessica puts on the scary sunbaenim face and crosses her arms.
"What?"
Nana asks in an agitated tone before looking up and flailing her arms like her water broke.
"Oh my god! Sunbaenim! Jessica sunbaenim! Unnie!"
"W-what?"
Nana has her arm hooked around Jessica's and is jumping around in a circle.
"I've always wanted to meet you one-on-one! It's like a dream come true!"
Jessica could feel her face heating up at the innocent compliments. But I mean, she gets them all the time because she's THE Jessica. Of THE SNSD. She's practically a religion. (I am a loyal follower.) Really. You know, homes?
Jessica glances over and sees......whoa!
"Y-your dress."
"Huh?"
"Dress."
"Ah. Sorry."
Nana winks at Jessica as she pulls up her dress.
Wtf? Did she just wink at me?
"Unnie! Let's get ice cream together!"
"Wait, why? I still have t-"
"Gogogo!"
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Jessica wondered as the taller girl placed her arm over her shoulder and dragged her along.
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(In the dark place behind the unused sets where all the celebs get freaky)
"Why did you bring me here?"
"Touchy-touchy-go-go?"
...
"No go!"
Yuri grabbed her running away girlfriend.
"I see you are wearing pink today."
"Wearing...kya!"
No touchy-touchy tonight for Yuri.
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A few hours later the girls were all rounded together and went on a field trip to the hospital. Because a certain someone decided to eat that one, single kimbap piece off the ground and had to get her stomach pumped.
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Yes. If you were wondering, Jessica just got play. Nana is ridiculously hot.
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