Tonight was an amazing fantastic extraordinary awesome good time ( Read more... )

Sometimes your skeletons will dress you up as beautiful Indian women and ask you to slow dance. Sometimes your skeletons will dress up as your best friends and offer you a drink, one more for the road. Sometimes your skeletons will look exactly like your parents and offer you gifts.

Now, the world makes sense.

HELLO this is Mack's good friwend Mackene. I meant Meg though, sorry.

I a,m about to venturwe 0offf into the wioildeneress. Fuck you, I am n0ot drunk.

SHE IS SO DRUNK.

Meg is a lush.

Make sure you don't post anonymously.

Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people remember of you.

Amy is da bomb.
She Razzle-dazzled me up today.

I'm not a monkey. I am a model.

I have found my calling (or should I say callings) in life.
1. To find Graham a life sized, purring tiger that he can ride with a mini sadle.
2. To find RAZZLES. Candy AND gum in one ... that is "insanity."

Oh yea,
Neeb and I are goin' to elk it out.
Bring it on, one who makes all of Johnson SMELL.

Forgot to add that I learned how to "elk." So now you might ask, what does it take to "elk ( Read more... )

Just had the most AMAZING time outside. Made some new friends. It was GREAT. I have grass stains as proof.

Sooo you're a girl of the 90s if you...had a crush on uncle jesse, loved spice girls, hanson & the macarena used scrunchies as hair ties but also as a bracelet & you felt stylish, had a crush on either JTT, Leonardo Dicaprio or Devon Sawa, thought Zack Morris was way cuter than Slater, TGIF was the highlight of your week, you used to say "boom boom ( Read more... )