Erin:no joking. No hiding by being funny ( Read more... )

A letter to my otter ( Read more... )

Tell me what you think about this- I buy own diamonds and I buy my own rings. Sorry, whenever I start something with "question", I immediately go into the Destiny's Child song. Anyways... I want to know how to do some of these crazy live journal things you peeps can do ( Read more... )

Erin: "Your honor, I call to the stand a miss Norma Rodriguez, General Manager of the Westwood Olive Garden ( Read more... )

I'm going to go get ready for Barneys; I don't know if your puny mind can understand that. Er explain to the live journalers about Barneys
"They have kickass longbeach drinks"
that's right Er. At Barneys I can end up makingout with 5 beautiful men
"thousand"
Yes 5,000 beautiful men and theres nothing you can do about it.
"so don't even try"

Today was a very strange, I-have-free-time-so-I'll-write-poetry day. This, I promise you, never happens ever. I thought of a cool concept for a way to write poetry and I've always wanted to try it, but I never had any time to sit down and do it. Except today... Well this is my first attempt and my word braiding concept. I'll write it here then ( Read more... )

To Live in California, but not be Californian ( Read more... )

I am so excited! I have all of today planned for the fourth and it is gonna be kickass! First I'll wake up and do some laundry. Then, I'm thinking I'll clean a little. Then tonight I'm hoping I can go down to an Italian Restraunt at say 6:30 when the fireworks start, and sit around making no money and thus being there for no reason. I hope the last ( Read more... )

A couple of things that will be clear ( Read more... )

This is what a horny otter looks like apparently. It looks a bit like a thoughtful otter, but without glasses. Good to know. So if you see an otter without glasses, run!