OH NOES!!!

[mactimore_]

Remember two posts ago, when I said someone was calling me a slime? Well, on this forum we have, he's changed the text beneath my name, which once read "The Great", to "Random Level 1 Encounter", beneath which, where some bizarre title like "Dark Lord" or "Flare Dragon" can usually be found, he's put the word "Slime" and a picture of a dark-green

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[pianoanatomy]

The problem with sending people to hell is that it isn't as instantaneous as I'd like it to be.

[mactimore_]

He's pretty lazy, really, that Satan; never does anything on time.

Like, I made some requests of him once, and he nodded like he knew what I was saying, but I realized quickly that he was really too stoned to have heard anything, so I kicked him out of my room and back to where he belongs.

In Hell.