[FANFIC] Telephone Conversation
Title: Telephone Conversation
Characters: Yabu, Ryuu, Hikaru and mentions of the others.
Rating: G
Genre: Nonsense!Crack.
AN:
- Happy Happy 4th!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ I am so very sorry I can only make this... and just now (like they would even know, lol)
- this are just dialogues, legends: Yabu, Ryuu, Hikaru
- I was planning on using Inoo instead of Hikka (because it was InooBu day yesterday) but this way's better. xD
"Moshimoshi?"
"Yabu-kun!"
"Oh, Ryuu! How are you? W--"
"I have some important news!"
"Eh?"
"Are you with the other members?"
"They're in the other room. *laughs* Can you hear Keito's and Yamada's laughter? Yuto and Chii pranked Takaki. Ah, do you want to talk to them, I'll go right n--"
"NOOOO!"
"Ha?"
"Stay where you are! Are you alone?"
"Uhm, I'm with Hikaru."
"Hikaru-kun? Hikaru-kun... Well, okay, I guess that's fine. Is it just the two of you?"
"Ah, hai... we were about to go to the vending machine downstairs. We're in the jimusho..."
"What is Ryuu saying, Kota?"
"Ah, I don't really know."
"Ryuu, I'll set my phone on speaker, ne."
"WAIT!!"
"Eh?"
"It's just the two of you, right?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. It's just us. What is it, Ryuu?"
"Fine, you can set it on speaker."
"....Okay."
*click*
"Okay, you're on speaker. What is it you want to tell us? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, I'm fine. It's about... the others."
"Others? Who?"
"I've found out something...."
"What is it?"
"They are girls..."
"Ehhh??"
"Ah, who are we talking about?"
"Chinen and Daiki... and maybe even Yamada..."
"Haaaa???"
"Ah, where is this coming from??"
"I tell you, they are girls! I mean... they're so small!"
"Uhm, I don't think that can be used as a basis, Ryuu-chan."
"I've read about it! I'm certain about this! According to what I've read, girls stop getting taller when they started having menstruation! That's because when the cycle starts, their epiphyseal plate will start to harden. That's where the bone cells divide and multiply so the bones will elongate. When it hardens, the cell wouldn't be able to multiply anymore. And Chinen and Daiki is stuck with their heights... That's why all those products Daiki used doesn't work on him! And Yamada still grows a bit but maybe he's just a late bloomer or something. I would have thought Inoo-chan, too but he's tall... WAIT! He's not growing anymore, does he?? So maybe he's just a tall girl!! WAIT!!! What am I talking about, it's not 'he'! It's 'she'! I mean....."
"Yabu-kun, please talk to Johnny-san, I'm begging you. Let them call Ryuu back. 'Focusing on his study' wasn't a good idea."
"I'll go to him right now."
AN:
-what ryuu said about the menstrual cycle and the epiphyseal plate is true... that's the case for girls. but that doesn't mean only girls stop growing. lols.
Thanks for reading! :D
Characters: Yabu, Ryuu, Hikaru and mentions of the others.
Rating: G
Genre: Nonsense!Crack.
AN:
- Happy Happy 4th!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ I am so very sorry I can only make this... and just now (like they would even know, lol)
- this are just dialogues, legends: Yabu, Ryuu, Hikaru
- I was planning on using Inoo instead of Hikka (because it was InooBu day yesterday) but this way's better. xD
"Moshimoshi?"
"Yabu-kun!"
"Oh, Ryuu! How are you? W--"
"I have some important news!"
"Eh?"
"Are you with the other members?"
"They're in the other room. *laughs* Can you hear Keito's and Yamada's laughter? Yuto and Chii pranked Takaki. Ah, do you want to talk to them, I'll go right n--"
"NOOOO!"
"Ha?"
"Stay where you are! Are you alone?"
"Uhm, I'm with Hikaru."
"Hikaru-kun? Hikaru-kun... Well, okay, I guess that's fine. Is it just the two of you?"
"Ah, hai... we were about to go to the vending machine downstairs. We're in the jimusho..."
"What is Ryuu saying, Kota?"
"Ah, I don't really know."
"Ryuu, I'll set my phone on speaker, ne."
"WAIT!!"
"Eh?"
"It's just the two of you, right?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. It's just us. What is it, Ryuu?"
"Fine, you can set it on speaker."
"....Okay."
*click*
"Okay, you're on speaker. What is it you want to tell us? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, I'm fine. It's about... the others."
"Others? Who?"
"I've found out something...."
"What is it?"
"They are girls..."
"Ehhh??"
"Ah, who are we talking about?"
"Chinen and Daiki... and maybe even Yamada..."
"Haaaa???"
"Ah, where is this coming from??"
"I tell you, they are girls! I mean... they're so small!"
"Uhm, I don't think that can be used as a basis, Ryuu-chan."
"I've read about it! I'm certain about this! According to what I've read, girls stop getting taller when they started having menstruation! That's because when the cycle starts, their epiphyseal plate will start to harden. That's where the bone cells divide and multiply so the bones will elongate. When it hardens, the cell wouldn't be able to multiply anymore. And Chinen and Daiki is stuck with their heights... That's why all those products Daiki used doesn't work on him! And Yamada still grows a bit but maybe he's just a late bloomer or something. I would have thought Inoo-chan, too but he's tall... WAIT! He's not growing anymore, does he?? So maybe he's just a tall girl!! WAIT!!! What am I talking about, it's not 'he'! It's 'she'! I mean....."
"Yabu-kun, please talk to Johnny-san, I'm begging you. Let them call Ryuu back. 'Focusing on his study' wasn't a good idea."
"I'll go to him right now."
AN:
-what ryuu said about the menstrual cycle and the epiphyseal plate is true... that's the case for girls. but that doesn't mean only girls stop growing. lols.
Thanks for reading! :D