[FANFIC] What The Heck?
Title: What The Heck?
Author: Macy (macymacymacy )
Pairing: YamaShi
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Angst, Crack
Summary: 20 ‘What are you doing?/What the heck?’ moments.
AN:
-UNBETAed, very random
-for Mai (crescentharpe ) a sort of welcome back and don't you dare disappear again. joking. gift.
One
“Uhmm, Yama-chan, what are you doing?” Mirai asked.
“Hmm?” Yamada looked up at Mirai, chewing.
“What are you doing?” she asked again.
Yamada spit the food out and placed it down the plate.
“Kuu is sick, he’s having a hard time eating so I’m chewing his food for him.”
Two
“What are you doing now?” Shida asked Yamada watching him move the ball as if it was part of his body.
"That was just dribbling..." Yamada said, panting a little.
Then Yamada placed the ball in front of him and started running towards the goal. He made a shot but somehow it's not your normal shot. It seems the ball was stuck on Yamada's foot for a second and the next Shida saw it was already inside the goal
“Wow! That was amazing!” Mirai said.
“Thanks.” Yamada said.
“I think I know that move!” Yuto said besides Shida. “That’s called Falcao move, right?”
Yamada smiled and nodded. “Yabu-kun taught me.”
Chinen nodded. “Yeah, they’re both soccer maniacs.”
Three
Mirai pushed Ryosuke off her, tears stinging her eyes.
“What the hell, Ryosuke?!” Mirai exclaimed angrily, wiping her lips harshly.
She could still feel his lips pressing on hers. Feel the kiss he forced on her.
“I’m just showing you that I’m your boyfriend!! Not him!” Ryosuke retorted venomously, equally angry.
Mirai slapped him.
She gave him one last glare and then she took off.
Four
“Ryosuke?! What are you doing there?” Mirai said hurrying to Ryosuke. All that happened earlier forgotten. It wasn’t important after all. Ryosuke was more important.
She held her umbrella to cover both of them from the rain.
Ryosuke looked at her with a pained expression.
“I’m so sorry. I’m sorry, Mira-chan. I wasn’t thinking. I was... I was jealous... I’m sorry I hurt you. I really am.”
Five
“Shida-chan… do you have a glue?” Yamada asked but he didn’t look up from whatever it is he was doing.
“Yeah, here.” Shida said not really looking at Yamada either but then he saw him paste one chess piece on the chess board.
“Uhmm, what are you doing?” Shida asked understandably flabbergasted.
“We’re going to Disneyland tomorrow. A picture would be taken on top of the rollercoaster, right? Wouldn’t it be cool if I get a picture with me playing chess on the rollercoaster? It’ll be cool, ne???” Yamada said enthusiastically.
Six
“What did you do? Why did you use my name as the title of your song?? You know if someone finds out-“
“It’s okay, it’s just a title. I’m sure no one will notice.”
“But…”
“Trust me, all’s fine.”
Mirai still looked unconvinced but finally she sighed and nodded.
Chinen shook his head in amusement. Truthfully, that was Yamada’s whole point. He wanted the world to know.
Seven
“What the hell was that?” Mirai asked, giggling. They were watching JUMP’s Summary DVD.
“What’s with all the sexy moves? It’s really funny!” She said.
“And Yama-chan, what’s with the cloth? It looks stupid.” Mirai continued, laughing.
“Uhmmm… Mirai, I think you should stop. Yama-chan did his best even though he was afraid of height…” Yuto said tentatively pointing Yama-chan.
Mirai looked at Yama-chan. He was sulking.
“Just joking!! You were great! I was so amazed with your performance! It’s really wonderful, promise!”
“Really?”
Eight
Mirai laughed out loud. This is just too funny.
“Thanks a lot.” Yama-chan said.
Mirai laughed some more. Trying to calm herself, she asked. “Okay, what did you do to Ryuu now?”
Yama-chan rolled his eyes.
“That kid is seriously too grave. I was only joking.”
“What did you do?” Mirai asked again, still laughing.
“It was only a joke! I told him Fukuda-chan confessed to me and then he sprayed me with this stupid ketchup!”
Nine
He removed his mask and wig.
“Ryosuke, what are you doing?!” Mirai exclaimed.
“Look it is Yamada Ryosuke!!”
“Yamada? He’s here?”
“There! Yamada Ryosuke!”
The crowd was in uproar.
Mirai was surprise but before she could do anything, Ryosuke removed her disguises as well.
“Shida-san! It’s Shida-san!”
“Shida Mirai!”
“She’s here!”
Mirai was about to cover her face but then Ryosuke pulled her to him.
And at the centre of the entire watching crowd, Yamada Ryosuke kissed Shida Mirai.
Ten
“Oh my gosh, please tell me I didn’t see that.” Suzuka said grabbing Mirai by her shoulder.
Mirai just nodded numbly. What was with this concert??
The two girls looked away from the TV and glanced behind to see their boyfriends laughing.
“Ryosuke, Yuto, what the hell was that???” Mirai and Suzuka both said at the same time.
The two boys laughed more.
“Girls, relax. That’s call a fanservice.”
Eleven
Mirai couldn’t believe it.
She couldn’t believe that she won the award but more than that she couldn’t believe Ryosuke.
Ryosuke was making his way towards the stage. Towards her.
He was holding a bouquet of red roses.
“What are you doing?” Mirai whispered urgently when he reached her.
But Ryosuke just smiled at her.
“Congratulations, Mirai-chan.” He said loudly. Everyone’s eyes were on them. Every cameras pointed at them.
Ryosuke took Mirai’s hand.
“We have an announcement to make.”
Twelve
“What are you doing?”
“Writing a letter.” Ryosuke said flatly.
Mirai read through the note.
“Resignation letter?! You’re not serious!” Mirai said shocked.
“Oh yes, I am. I’m tired of this.” Ryosuke said seriously.
“Don’t be silly! It’s your dream to be an idol! You love your work. You don’t need to quit Johnny’s!” Mirai said.
“But I can’t take it anymore!” Ryosuke said, pouting. “Why wouldn’t they let me take the audition for the drama?! I wanna be your leading man! If it’s not me then who’ll it be this time?? I hate this.” He continued pouting like a little kid.
Mirai wanted to comment on how cute Ryosuke was but resisted instead she said. “Ryo-chan, you’re my leading man for real. Isn’t that enough?”
Thirteen
“Ryosuke!” Mirai whispered chidingly. “What are you doing?!”
Ryosuke dropped the paint in panic. He looked like a kid caught red handed.
“But~!” He pouted. Mirai glared but gave Ryosuke the chance to explain.
“But they have another drama! Another one! Why do they always get to be a couple off and onscreen?!” Ryosuke said stubbornly.
“You’re jealous of Miki and Mamayu?? That’s why you want to sabotage their press con?!” Mirai said angrily.
Fourteen
"Oh, thank you! This is... a home-made ice cream, right? Thank you so much, Yama-chan! You shouldn't have."
"That's... that's actually a coffee cake... I'm sorry it doesn't look like it... Happy Birthday..." Yamada said downcast.
"Thank you! It means a lot!" Shida said trying to cheer the guy up. She took one spoon of the melted ice cream/cake and ate.
"It's yummy!" Shida exclaimed.
"Really?" Yamada looked up.
"Yeah!" Shida said, taking another spoon. "I don't even have to lie!"
Fifteen
"Ryosuke!" Mirai said through the phone, relieved. He finally picked up.
"What happened? Are you okay?? What were you doing? I kept mailing you but you wouldn't answer!" Mirai said, relief now turning to anger. She was so worried something might have happened to him.
"I'm so sorry. We were suddenly called. It's just something about NYC. I'm sorry if I worried you." Ryosuke said.
"I thought something bad happened to you..." Mirai said.
"I'm really sorry. And I'm sorry I'm late. Where are you now? Please tell me you're already home. I'm really really sorry." Ryosuke said.
"I am." Mirai said. "Don't worry. I know you have your responsibilities. I have mine, too. Maybe we could celebrate some other time."
"I'm really sorry."
"It's okay. So, I'll hang up now, okay?" Mirai said.
"Okay... Mirai...”
"Yeah?"
"Happy Anniversary. Sorry again." Ryosuke said.
Mirai smiled. "Happy Anniversary."
"I love you, Mirai."
"I love you, too." Mirai hanged up.
Mirai sighed looking at the cake on the table. Well, she better go home now. The restaurant would be closing soon.
Sixteen
"Ryosuke, what are you wearing??" Mirai said, giggling. She was in 7's backstage.
"It's for the next song." Ryosuke sighed and face away from Mirai, embarrassed.
"Don't sulk! It's cute!" Mirai said.
"I don't really know if that's a compliment or a sarcasm..." Ryosuke said.
Mirai laughed. "It's a compliment! It's really cute!"
Ryosuke sighed again.
Mirai pinched Ryosuke's cheeks making them red.
"Awww!!!" Mirai cooed.
Ryosuke sighed again.
"My strawberry boy is sooo cute!!"
Seventeen
Mirai blinked. She felt her face grew hot. She stared at Ryosuke.
“What did you just do?” she asked tentatively.
Ryosuke chuckled softly. “That, Mirai-chan is called a kiss.”
Mirai blushed but she held herself.
“And why did you do that?”
“Cause I want to.”
“And why did you want to?”
“You’re really gonna make me say it, wont you?” Ryosuke said, now blushing too.
“Yes.” Mirai said curtly.
“Cause I love you, okay! Happy?”
Eighteen
“Ryosuke, what’s that?!” Mirai said trying to sound appalled but truthfully, she was giddy.
“I bought it in Hawaii. It’s perfect, ne??” Ryosuke said pointing proudly at his shirt.
On it says, “I LOVE MY FUTURE”
Nineteen
"Oh my god, congratulations!" Mirai said excitedly.
"Huh?" Ryosuke said looking up from his book.
Mirai pointed at the book. "But it's early isn't it? Your neechan only got married a month ago. Congratulations, anyway! This is great, now you'll be an ojisan!"
"Huh? Ah, this?" Ryosuke pointed at his book 'Baby Names.' "No, we still don’t know if Neechan's pregnant."
"Huh?" Now Mirai says. "Then why are you reading that?"
"Oh, I just thought about lots of things with Neechan's wedding and everything. I wanted to look for a good name for our future kids. I want to have three, if that's okay with you. Two girls and one boy. I'd already marked several names. How does Yumi sound? And, let's see--"
"Ryosuke~!" Mirai was blushing furiously.
Twenty
“W-what are you doing?” Mirai asked, wide-eyed and breathless.
She stared at Ryosuke who was kneeling in front of her.
“I was just asking if I could live the rest of my life with you…”
AN:
-angst, cause I figured that in a relationship, it can't all be sunshine and roses.
-these are moments with different time frame. from when they are still just friends to more than.
Thanks for reading!
Like Mai, I should be studying but instead I made this. LOL.
More fics? Go here---> FANFICTION INDEX
Author: Macy (macymacymacy )
Pairing: YamaShi
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Angst, Crack
Summary: 20 ‘What are you doing?/What the heck?’ moments.
AN:
-UNBETAed, very random
-for Mai (crescentharpe ) a sort of welcome back and don't you dare disappear again. joking. gift.
One
“Uhmm, Yama-chan, what are you doing?” Mirai asked.
“Hmm?” Yamada looked up at Mirai, chewing.
“What are you doing?” she asked again.
Yamada spit the food out and placed it down the plate.
“Kuu is sick, he’s having a hard time eating so I’m chewing his food for him.”
Two
“What are you doing now?” Shida asked Yamada watching him move the ball as if it was part of his body.
"That was just dribbling..." Yamada said, panting a little.
Then Yamada placed the ball in front of him and started running towards the goal. He made a shot but somehow it's not your normal shot. It seems the ball was stuck on Yamada's foot for a second and the next Shida saw it was already inside the goal
“Wow! That was amazing!” Mirai said.
“Thanks.” Yamada said.
“I think I know that move!” Yuto said besides Shida. “That’s called Falcao move, right?”
Yamada smiled and nodded. “Yabu-kun taught me.”
Chinen nodded. “Yeah, they’re both soccer maniacs.”
Three
Mirai pushed Ryosuke off her, tears stinging her eyes.
“What the hell, Ryosuke?!” Mirai exclaimed angrily, wiping her lips harshly.
She could still feel his lips pressing on hers. Feel the kiss he forced on her.
“I’m just showing you that I’m your boyfriend!! Not him!” Ryosuke retorted venomously, equally angry.
Mirai slapped him.
She gave him one last glare and then she took off.
Four
“Ryosuke?! What are you doing there?” Mirai said hurrying to Ryosuke. All that happened earlier forgotten. It wasn’t important after all. Ryosuke was more important.
She held her umbrella to cover both of them from the rain.
Ryosuke looked at her with a pained expression.
“I’m so sorry. I’m sorry, Mira-chan. I wasn’t thinking. I was... I was jealous... I’m sorry I hurt you. I really am.”
Five
“Shida-chan… do you have a glue?” Yamada asked but he didn’t look up from whatever it is he was doing.
“Yeah, here.” Shida said not really looking at Yamada either but then he saw him paste one chess piece on the chess board.
“Uhmm, what are you doing?” Shida asked understandably flabbergasted.
“We’re going to Disneyland tomorrow. A picture would be taken on top of the rollercoaster, right? Wouldn’t it be cool if I get a picture with me playing chess on the rollercoaster? It’ll be cool, ne???” Yamada said enthusiastically.
Six
“What did you do? Why did you use my name as the title of your song?? You know if someone finds out-“
“It’s okay, it’s just a title. I’m sure no one will notice.”
“But…”
“Trust me, all’s fine.”
Mirai still looked unconvinced but finally she sighed and nodded.
Chinen shook his head in amusement. Truthfully, that was Yamada’s whole point. He wanted the world to know.
Seven
“What the hell was that?” Mirai asked, giggling. They were watching JUMP’s Summary DVD.
“What’s with all the sexy moves? It’s really funny!” She said.
“And Yama-chan, what’s with the cloth? It looks stupid.” Mirai continued, laughing.
“Uhmmm… Mirai, I think you should stop. Yama-chan did his best even though he was afraid of height…” Yuto said tentatively pointing Yama-chan.
Mirai looked at Yama-chan. He was sulking.
“Just joking!! You were great! I was so amazed with your performance! It’s really wonderful, promise!”
“Really?”
Eight
Mirai laughed out loud. This is just too funny.
“Thanks a lot.” Yama-chan said.
Mirai laughed some more. Trying to calm herself, she asked. “Okay, what did you do to Ryuu now?”
Yama-chan rolled his eyes.
“That kid is seriously too grave. I was only joking.”
“What did you do?” Mirai asked again, still laughing.
“It was only a joke! I told him Fukuda-chan confessed to me and then he sprayed me with this stupid ketchup!”
Nine
He removed his mask and wig.
“Ryosuke, what are you doing?!” Mirai exclaimed.
“Look it is Yamada Ryosuke!!”
“Yamada? He’s here?”
“There! Yamada Ryosuke!”
The crowd was in uproar.
Mirai was surprise but before she could do anything, Ryosuke removed her disguises as well.
“Shida-san! It’s Shida-san!”
“Shida Mirai!”
“She’s here!”
Mirai was about to cover her face but then Ryosuke pulled her to him.
And at the centre of the entire watching crowd, Yamada Ryosuke kissed Shida Mirai.
Ten
“Oh my gosh, please tell me I didn’t see that.” Suzuka said grabbing Mirai by her shoulder.
Mirai just nodded numbly. What was with this concert??
The two girls looked away from the TV and glanced behind to see their boyfriends laughing.
“Ryosuke, Yuto, what the hell was that???” Mirai and Suzuka both said at the same time.
The two boys laughed more.
“Girls, relax. That’s call a fanservice.”
Eleven
Mirai couldn’t believe it.
She couldn’t believe that she won the award but more than that she couldn’t believe Ryosuke.
Ryosuke was making his way towards the stage. Towards her.
He was holding a bouquet of red roses.
“What are you doing?” Mirai whispered urgently when he reached her.
But Ryosuke just smiled at her.
“Congratulations, Mirai-chan.” He said loudly. Everyone’s eyes were on them. Every cameras pointed at them.
Ryosuke took Mirai’s hand.
“We have an announcement to make.”
Twelve
“What are you doing?”
“Writing a letter.” Ryosuke said flatly.
Mirai read through the note.
“Resignation letter?! You’re not serious!” Mirai said shocked.
“Oh yes, I am. I’m tired of this.” Ryosuke said seriously.
“Don’t be silly! It’s your dream to be an idol! You love your work. You don’t need to quit Johnny’s!” Mirai said.
“But I can’t take it anymore!” Ryosuke said, pouting. “Why wouldn’t they let me take the audition for the drama?! I wanna be your leading man! If it’s not me then who’ll it be this time?? I hate this.” He continued pouting like a little kid.
Mirai wanted to comment on how cute Ryosuke was but resisted instead she said. “Ryo-chan, you’re my leading man for real. Isn’t that enough?”
Thirteen
“Ryosuke!” Mirai whispered chidingly. “What are you doing?!”
Ryosuke dropped the paint in panic. He looked like a kid caught red handed.
“But~!” He pouted. Mirai glared but gave Ryosuke the chance to explain.
“But they have another drama! Another one! Why do they always get to be a couple off and onscreen?!” Ryosuke said stubbornly.
“You’re jealous of Miki and Mamayu?? That’s why you want to sabotage their press con?!” Mirai said angrily.
Fourteen
"Oh, thank you! This is... a home-made ice cream, right? Thank you so much, Yama-chan! You shouldn't have."
"That's... that's actually a coffee cake... I'm sorry it doesn't look like it... Happy Birthday..." Yamada said downcast.
"Thank you! It means a lot!" Shida said trying to cheer the guy up. She took one spoon of the melted ice cream/cake and ate.
"It's yummy!" Shida exclaimed.
"Really?" Yamada looked up.
"Yeah!" Shida said, taking another spoon. "I don't even have to lie!"
Fifteen
"Ryosuke!" Mirai said through the phone, relieved. He finally picked up.
"What happened? Are you okay?? What were you doing? I kept mailing you but you wouldn't answer!" Mirai said, relief now turning to anger. She was so worried something might have happened to him.
"I'm so sorry. We were suddenly called. It's just something about NYC. I'm sorry if I worried you." Ryosuke said.
"I thought something bad happened to you..." Mirai said.
"I'm really sorry. And I'm sorry I'm late. Where are you now? Please tell me you're already home. I'm really really sorry." Ryosuke said.
"I am." Mirai said. "Don't worry. I know you have your responsibilities. I have mine, too. Maybe we could celebrate some other time."
"I'm really sorry."
"It's okay. So, I'll hang up now, okay?" Mirai said.
"Okay... Mirai...”
"Yeah?"
"Happy Anniversary. Sorry again." Ryosuke said.
Mirai smiled. "Happy Anniversary."
"I love you, Mirai."
"I love you, too." Mirai hanged up.
Mirai sighed looking at the cake on the table. Well, she better go home now. The restaurant would be closing soon.
Sixteen
"Ryosuke, what are you wearing??" Mirai said, giggling. She was in 7's backstage.
"It's for the next song." Ryosuke sighed and face away from Mirai, embarrassed.
"Don't sulk! It's cute!" Mirai said.
"I don't really know if that's a compliment or a sarcasm..." Ryosuke said.
Mirai laughed. "It's a compliment! It's really cute!"
Ryosuke sighed again.
Mirai pinched Ryosuke's cheeks making them red.
"Awww!!!" Mirai cooed.
Ryosuke sighed again.
"My strawberry boy is sooo cute!!"
Seventeen
Mirai blinked. She felt her face grew hot. She stared at Ryosuke.
“What did you just do?” she asked tentatively.
Ryosuke chuckled softly. “That, Mirai-chan is called a kiss.”
Mirai blushed but she held herself.
“And why did you do that?”
“Cause I want to.”
“And why did you want to?”
“You’re really gonna make me say it, wont you?” Ryosuke said, now blushing too.
“Yes.” Mirai said curtly.
“Cause I love you, okay! Happy?”
Eighteen
“Ryosuke, what’s that?!” Mirai said trying to sound appalled but truthfully, she was giddy.
“I bought it in Hawaii. It’s perfect, ne??” Ryosuke said pointing proudly at his shirt.
On it says, “I LOVE MY FUTURE”
Nineteen
"Oh my god, congratulations!" Mirai said excitedly.
"Huh?" Ryosuke said looking up from his book.
Mirai pointed at the book. "But it's early isn't it? Your neechan only got married a month ago. Congratulations, anyway! This is great, now you'll be an ojisan!"
"Huh? Ah, this?" Ryosuke pointed at his book 'Baby Names.' "No, we still don’t know if Neechan's pregnant."
"Huh?" Now Mirai says. "Then why are you reading that?"
"Oh, I just thought about lots of things with Neechan's wedding and everything. I wanted to look for a good name for our future kids. I want to have three, if that's okay with you. Two girls and one boy. I'd already marked several names. How does Yumi sound? And, let's see--"
"Ryosuke~!" Mirai was blushing furiously.
Twenty
“W-what are you doing?” Mirai asked, wide-eyed and breathless.
She stared at Ryosuke who was kneeling in front of her.
“I was just asking if I could live the rest of my life with you…”
AN:
-angst, cause I figured that in a relationship, it can't all be sunshine and roses.
-these are moments with different time frame. from when they are still just friends to more than.
Thanks for reading!
Like Mai, I should be studying but instead I made this. LOL.
More fics? Go here---> FANFICTION INDEX