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[mad_here]

[camera first shows a rather hesitant Alice, armed with an... airsoft, ball gun.]

This... is a recording - no, it's evidence, so that person can't say... this is a recording of Alice's... increasing abili- right, never mind.

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RIGHT BEHIND YOU;

[mad_still]

...By my count, I'd have to say none.

1/4

[mad_here]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[mad_here]

[FLAILFLAILFLAILFLAILFLAIL]

[mad_here]

Don't do that!

[LOOKS AT OH SO SMOOTHLY TO STARE DOWN..............]

[mad_here]

[...and realizes he just looked back, fuck Alice's life.]

That was on purpose, wasn't it.

[mad_still]

[ Of course it was. ]

How long have you been practicing?

[mad_here]

[hours on end, day after day :( ]

It's my first time.

[mad_still]

Well, you evidently aren't a natural at it.

[ Seem hopeless, in fact... ]

[mad_here]

[pointing... the airsoft gun... at Hatter... sob]

So teach me.

[mad_still]

[ unfazed k thanks ]

For when you catch the White Rabbit?

[mad_here]

For...

[if he says so, Hatter might deny him, because he's not supposed to help with that. If he says otherwise, he might be denied because it's none of Hatter's business. Staaaaaaares.]

For - for me.

[mad_still]

[ Hatter was totally going to say no how ever did Alice figure??? Paaaauuuuuses. And gets his troll hat on, sob. ]

That's strange. You're going to shoot yourself?

[mad_here]

[the hat Alice may or may not have promised to Rip.]

You're going to have to trust me.

[mad_still]

[ shop's closed, yo... ]

. . .The only thing I'd trust a fool like you to do is miss at point-blank range.

[mad_here]

[there's always the one on the wearer :)]

Not if you teach me. Or are you saying you're not good enough for it? Hey, can I shoot that?

[mad_still]

I'm saying there's no use for it...

[ but his effects-! ...okay so because he can't see Alice putting a dent on the Rabbit even if they do catch up and Alice doesn't have so many enemies in Otherland for Hatter to protect him from and the thought of Alice wasting that many bullets is kind of annoying NOT AT ALL because Alice is making him sound like he's useless... ]

...though I imagined your aim would be a little better than that. It'll be time for tea soon, so hurry up and shoot if you're going to.