I grow weary of this place.

Amuse me.

((OOC: Sorry for the long break, I had some work/school problems D:))

I've been rather busy working on...this and that.

I trust you've all missed me.

I have been rather busy with my research lately.

And I certainly didn't want to be around you all when you were being so dramatic. Your immaturity is striking.

To all of my current comrades:

I have made another enemy.

Here he is.

Do not try to reason with him, he is an enemy of science and I will stop at nothing to eliminate him.

It is people like this who hinder the progress of science.

...And yet, even after my threats certain people still seem to want to pester me.

I suppose you're all underestimating me. Perhaps you should ask my good friend Vincent just how much I can do.

Certain people who shall remain nameless seem to think it wise to get in my way.

To those people, I must ask you this...

Would you like to keep all of your organs, or do you enjoy pushing your luck?

My my my, aren't we all very expressive with our language today.

And don't worry everyone, I have my volunteer. I won't have to kidnap any of you in your sleep.

...for now.

My life has become all too uneventful lately. I don't usually do this, but because I am feeling rather nice today, I am willing to offer anyone and everyone this once in a lifetime opportunity.

I need some...guinea pigs for a new experiment I've been working on. Don't worry, you might will make it out alive and perhaps mostly human, if you're ( Read more... )