How can we compete with those? Here, have these two.
1. Dean gets a terrible sunburn. He's all red and feverish and his skin is all tight and it hurts like a son of a bitch. Sam is merely bronzed like a freakin' Adonis who will take wonderful care of his brother while giving him shit about sunscreen. Elaborate.
2. Sam and Dean climb to the top of Mt. Washington. Or they take the shuttle. No way Dean's driving his baby up and down that road. "I know it's the middle of July, Dean! It still could be snowing up there!" "It's not snowing, Sam." Of course it is snowing with wind gusts of 70 miles an hour. Sam's got proper clothes and Dean's in a t-shirt. Elaborate.
The Burniest Person I Know, 2/2janissa11June 12 2012, 01:40:25 UTC
The blessed saint among ER docs finally pushes them out the door the next morning, with a positively saintly prescription for serious-ass painkillers. Dean's still Demerol-ed, so he wobbles in behind Sam at the pharmacy and waves an ID at the pharmacist, whose horrified expression puts paid to any assumption of habitual drug-seeking
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Re: The Burniest Person I Know, 2/2tifachingJune 12 2012, 01:56:55 UTC
"The fucker is fucking BRONZED. Light glances off his fucking biceps like he's some piece of goddamn Greek statuary or something" and "Sam's making anxious motions with his bronzed hands, bronzed face all pinched and puckery." Bwahaha! Perfect.
I love the description of poor sun poisoned Dean, with his hands like blistered hams. And drugs and wet washcloths and SAM make it all better.
This was schmooptastic! Thank you!
P.S. Noxema is the BOMB for sunburns. Jess was a smart girl!
Re: The Burniest Person I Know, 2/2mad_serverJune 12 2012, 05:06:32 UTC
Bahhhhh.
1. The plant prompt was totally made with your fic in the back of my head, about Dean and the nice lady with the herbs, and so HELLO IT IS SO COOL THAT YOU'RE HERE.
2. Teary drug-loving comical-death-wish super-burnt Dean and his bronzed bronzed Sammeh with his million washcloths and his secret creamy weapon and his Gatorade and his gentleness. *melts*
Re: The Burniest Person I Know, 2/2werewolfsfanJuly 4 2012, 00:23:23 UTC
I have vitiligo so no sun for me. But of course, at least once every summer, I "forget." So, I'm just past the blisters..... How mean of me is it that I enjoyed this sooooooooo much?! And how much do I like having something in common with Dean?
1. Dean gets a terrible sunburn. He's all red and feverish and his skin is all tight and it hurts like a son of a bitch. Sam is merely bronzed like a freakin' Adonis who will take wonderful care of his brother while giving him shit about sunscreen. Elaborate.
2. Sam and Dean climb to the top of Mt. Washington. Or they take the shuttle. No way Dean's driving his baby up and down that road. "I know it's the middle of July, Dean! It still could be snowing up there!" "It's not snowing, Sam." Of course it is snowing with wind gusts of 70 miles an hour. Sam's got proper clothes and Dean's in a t-shirt. Elaborate.
Wincest preferred, but gen is fine too.
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THESE ARE FANTASTIC <3333
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I love the description of poor sun poisoned Dean, with his hands like blistered hams. And drugs and wet washcloths and SAM make it all better.
This was schmooptastic! Thank you!
P.S. Noxema is the BOMB for sunburns. Jess was a smart girl!
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Glad you enjoyed!! :-D
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1. The plant prompt was totally made with your fic in the back of my head, about Dean and the nice lady with the herbs, and so HELLO IT IS SO COOL THAT YOU'RE HERE.
2. Teary drug-loving comical-death-wish super-burnt Dean and his bronzed bronzed Sammeh with his million washcloths and his secret creamy weapon and his Gatorade and his gentleness. *melts*
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Too much prompty goodness!
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