OooOhhh PooPpPp!!!

[mad_hatter1]

Today was a good one... I think things are finally looking up for me, haha funny because im short! haha.. ok but anyways! i got to play soccer in the mud and that was soooOOOoo awesome because that stupid girl who is CRAZY GIRAFFE GIRL SUSAN #2 got in my way and i plowed her over. Haha stupid retard thats what you get for being in my way... yea she

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[living4you]

does your mom have a best friend?

if not, send her my resume. I think we'd get along swell.

These is why you are the coolest chick that ever walked the earth: because I said.

[fadingindreams]

"where are my keys?"
"did you look in your purse?"
"of course i looked there!"
"mom, look in your purse."
"oh, here are my keys. they were in my purse."

yup, your mom is wacko sometimes. but hey, she is a rex.
i liked when she danced.
man, friggin' barbera is her cousin man. remember?! i can't believe there are two. they aren't really cousin's... but i could see it if they were.
craziness.
<3

you know what else is funny?

[penthesilea_]

when mom exclaims "I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT!!" and then she sneezes and does this little look of shock and grabs her crotch and run to the bathroom.