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[mad_here]

I need to ask her an important question, so...

Who's the most beautiful woman you know in the City?

[ooc: ...with advance apologies to the ladies who get nominated XD]

Comments

[contaminations]

Nata

This is stupid. You're asking a subjective question; what exactly are you planning to ask that woman?

[mad_here]

So give me a subjective answer. It doesn't hurt anyone but me if it ends up being the wrong one, right?

[contaminations]

No.

It could inconvenience her, too.

[mad_here]

There's nothing forcing you to answer, is there?

[the_alice]

Who do you need to ask an important question of?

1/2

[mad_here]

The most beautiful woman here. Or...

[mad_here]

...you're Alice, right? A real Alice?

1/2

[the_alice]

Yes, of course.

[ms_marycontrary]

Rosella, Euphie, Miss Reinette, um...Road and Miss Rue are really pretty too!

[So basically all of the grown women that she's met so far!]

[ms_marycontrary]

Mmmmmm but I think they're all very beautiful in their own way...I don't think I could pick just one of them.

[mad_here]

I need one, though. Just the one you like best.

[ms_marycontrary]

Just the one? That's so hard...give me a little time to think on it!

[neverendingbeat]

Do you have a golden apple to give to them? I could always provide you with one.

[La la la, just being his regular troll self, will not fill apple with slugs, what do you MEAN?]

[mad_here]

If they're hungry, they can eat after I've asked.

[neverendingbeat]

As a prize.

[mad_here]

It's just a question. Look, can't you answer yours?

[primrosella]

The most beautiful? Mm, so you're looking for the "fairest of them all", then?

[mad_here]

I don't care what their hair or skin are like.

[primrosella]

Oh, I was only teasing. It's from a story I know, about a queen that made a habit of asking her magic mirror to tell her who was the fairest of them all. She wanted to be told that she was the most beautiful in all the land, you see, which is what reminded me of it.

[mad_here]

...do you think... I want to be the most beautiful out of a bunch of... women?